Choose who you wanna RP with :0

(i looked at number 3 and started dying of luaghter)

(a f t e r t h e s o n g)
Sayori: Cool, right?? B)

Mario:.......(takes deep breath) holy f**k that was fast

Sayori: I knew you'd like it! :D

Mario: ye- (gets hit bya car)
Mario:WHY THE F**K IS THERE A CAR DRIVING ON THE GRASS AHHHHHHH IF BREAD IN FRENCH IS PAIN THE I OWN A F**KING BAKERY! AAAAA

SoftGf: Uh... just whatever you want to I guess....

SoftGf: ...I don't understand :[
Sayori: -wheezing intensifies-

Gf:...well....where ur bf?

SoftGf: ............I, uh.....

Gf:.....

SoftGf: Uh-.... let's just change the subject, please-?

Luigi: is ur bf not here or something?

Luigi: the joke is becuase the guys crush is dead the guy will f**k the dead body
Bf: i didn't need to hear that

SoftGf: o - o

Luigi: :3

SoftGf: Anyways I guess I'm gonna go talk to the other me byee!

Gf: what are we gonna talk about?

Sayori: B r u h -

Luigi: welp now what?

SoftGf: I dunno......xp

Luigi:....how bout we go hang out with the other fnf characters?

Sayori: ...Yeah sure!:D

(bf,pico,dd,skid,pump,senpai,whitty,soft bf and neo whitty appear)

Gf:...so u dont have a bf? :(

SoftGf: ......No. :(

Gf:..well....(picks up normal bf) We can share!
Luigi:...2 girls....sharing a boy.....this wont work out
Gf: Luigi shut up

SoftGf: No, no! It's fine, other me...you can keep him-

Gf: aww cmon...please.....im sure you'll love him!

SoftGf: No, really it's fine- he's yours, after all...

Bf:...please?
Luigi: bf shut up i know you want two of the same girl lovin on u

Sayori: Yeah, what Luigi said! >:\
SoftGf: And like I said, it's fine-

Mario: ya know gf's just gonna keep asking till you say yes

Mario:..huh as far as i know there is no soft senpai yet

Sayori: Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's not Canon yet-

Mario:....yea...

Sayori: ..I feel so bad for SoftGf-

SoftGf: ...You could say that.

Luigi:....is he....dead?

SoftGf: ..No! No no no, it's just- he's... busy today, that's all..

Mario:.....rrriiiiggghhhttt
Luigi:...bitch do not lie cuz i see soft bf so tell me da truth

SoftGf: .....:(
Sayori: ..From what I've seen in the soft au, SoftGf is with Soft senpai
Sayori: Or something??? Idk

(lol)

( i wanna do 3)

Sayori: Bye...

Luke:(walks off)

Sayori: ...I...guess so....

Mario:...just tell me why u not acting right

Sayori: -sigh- It's just- my friend PROMISED he would meet me today, I was planning on telling him something really important, but he just.. didn't show up. It's kind of.. upsetting to say the least.

Mario:..the dude was senpai wasn't it

Sayori: .....Damn- are you ok Ruv??

Sayori: ...y-yeah.....

Mario:...

Sayori: -She looks at everyone- Oh, hi guys! :D
SoftGf: Hai! :3

Soft bf:(nervous)
Whitty: sup
Skid and pump: ISSA SPOOKY MONTH!

SoftGf: ...is it, uh...jokes you tell in the dark...?
Sayori: Oooooo! I love Dark humor! :)

Mario: soft gf dark humor jokes are jokes with a dark meaning behind them......this is what a dark joke sounds like
'when the shooter kills ur crush but ur still alive'
"well i know what im doin tonight"
all the bf's: ( W H E E Z I N G)

Sayori: Hey Skid! Hey Pump! Oh....hi Bf.

Soft bf:......
Real bf: Beep!

Minus:................wanna meet my other friends?

Sayori: N-no, it's fine, we don't have to.. it's fine! It's...fine...

(Mario appears next to u)
Mario: u cant get anywhere in life if u be a chicken shit
(dissapears)

Sayori: ..wow thanks I guess xp

Senpai: what did mario say?

Mario:......sooo...uh.............Who knows what dark humor is?

Sayori: ...Well then. I have the prefect song for you! :D
(She starts to sing https://soundcloud.com/im-at-your-location/fnf-vs-spong-spong?)

Mario: HOLY F**K! (rapping)

Sayori: ...Sure.

Minus:..only doing dis cuz im bored...so just to let u know they are all video game charecters

Sayori: Oh, uh....cool!

Minus: they usally hang out at the same spot follow me (walks off)

Sayori: -She decides to follow him because bored-

Luke:(on the phone with his brother while walking)

Sayori: A friend of mine.. his name is Senpai... :)

Minus:.... senpai from fnf?

Sayori: Yeah! :D

Minus:....i hate that guy

Mario: really good!

Sayori: Oh, that's..great! :D

Mario:.....

Sayori: Oh...! Ok then!

Mario:(misses and hits the ground)
Mario:...........ow

Sayori: .. Great! Just great..

Mario:....are u sure i remember the way u acted...u seem different

Sayori: .. It's nothing. Don't worry about it, ok?

Mario:....ok

-Sayori decides to go and look-

(a bunch of people are having a party)

-Sayori looks around and tries to look for someone to talk to-

(theres mario,sonic and fnf characters..also minus is there)

Sayori: ... -She starts to look around-

(luke gets to his house)

-Sayori keeps following Luke-

Minus: he always was just a dick

(luke goes inside)

Luke: oh....thats nice.....
Minus: here we are

Sayori: Ok! So where are your friends at..?

Minus: inside dat spooky house

Sayori: Oh, uh.. ok

Minus:... ima go inside (dissapears)

Sayori: ..Ok! -She goes inside-

(there is music coming from upstairs)

Sayori: ....…?

-Sayori looks up, confused-
Sayori: H-huh...? Wario-

Wario: IM BACK BOI! WAHA!
(minus runs up and bonks wario on the head)
Wario: AAAAAAAA MA GOD ME HEAD HURTS!
(mario runs up to u)
Mario:(taking deep breaths in between words) Do u...wanna (gasp) get out of here?

Sayori: -stands up- Yeah....that sounds like a good idea-

Mario: alright (picks u up and throws u out a hole in the wall)
(as u fall down mario yells)
"LAND ON A BODY!"

Sayori: Uhhh what-?????

Mario: JUST LAND ON YOSHI'S BODY BEFORE U HIT THE GROUND AND BREAK EVERY BONE IN UR BODY!

Sayori: Oh, hi guys! :D
SoftGf: Hey....

Bowser:...no im not...i need help

Bf: i cant fell my legs....
Bowser:..i tried to stretch and now im stuck in this position

Sayori: OH, OK THEN! -She lands on him-

(ur not hurt....but now ur covered in yoshis blood)
Mario: NICE NOW IMA LAND ON HIM (jumps)

Sayori: Uh- I guess I can call an ambulance or something.. -She pulls out her phone-

Tails: bowsers just being a baby. we are video game characters we will be fine

Sayori: Damn ok- -She puts her phone back in her pocket-

Tails: i just need help up

(ok)
Moni: -vibin to Roses-

Minus:....whadda listenin to?

Sayori: Ah, ok.... -She helps Tails off of the ground-

Mario: welp theres nobody on the 2nd floor

Sayori: Oh, ok- Is there anyone on the 1st-?

Mario: Idk senpais looking

Sayori: Oh, ok! :D

(senpai walks out) Senpai: i only found luigi and pico

SoftGf: Wellll I really like this song...we could sing it!
(She starts to sing https://soundcloud.com/penelope-takomiya/its-complicated-fnf-soft)

Mario:...-_____-....fine...
(singing)

(After the song)
SoftGf: That was fun! :D
Sayori: yeah that song is really good-

Mario: in my opinion it was just slow and calm..i like songs that are fast and intense

Tails:(dusts off himself and flys away)
Bf:...I need help up too

Sayori: Oh, hi other Gfs-

(normal bf and gf hug each other)
Mario:....so now what are we all just gonna talk to each other?

Sayori: I guess-

Sayori: -sigh- Ok.... -She helps Bf up-

Bf: i gotta go find my gf..see ya! (walks off)

Sayori: Ok, bye bye! -sigh- Speaking of Gf, I still have to find SoftGf-

Sayori: Oh, um. Interesting.

Mario: hold on gimme a minute......... I REMBER

Sayori: YOU REMBERD? :0

Mario: About a year ago i got trapped in a game and i met u

Sayori: Oh yeah.. I remember!

Mario: How u doin!

Sayori: Ah, ok.. I guess I'll go get SoftGf now- (she walks away)

Mario:.....well there aint much to do now..............

(Sayori comes back with SoftGf)
SoftGf: You're right....Ugh.... :(

Mario:....hmmm........well lets see what soft gf wants to do

SoftGf: ...We could sing something I guess? I don't know...heh..

Mario:...sure!...but what song?

Sayori: -She looks over at Luke- ...

Luke:..hi!

Sayori: ..Oh! H-hey there..!

Luke:..whaddya doin?

Sayori: Thanks! ..I guess-

Luke:....Bye! (walks off)

Sayori: ..Waiting for someone. Someone.. important.

Luke: ok well have fun!

Moni: ..I know XD

Minus:...so what ya wanna do

Moni: uhh... Idfk

Minus:...

Sayori: ...no... they never told me why they didn't show up-

Luke:..who was supposed to show up?

Moni:.. so do you wanna rap battle or something-

Minus: sure

Moni: Roses. :)

Minus:...the friday night funkin roses?

Moni: Yeye! :D

Minus: nice

Moni: Yeah- anyways who the hell are you-?

Minus:...who are u?

Sayori: I-it's ok....I understand..

Senpai:...so why did u wanna meet me?

Sayori: I was gonna tell you something, but.... there's too many people here, and- I just can't now..

Senpai:...well we could go outside if u want

Moni: I'm Monika. But I go by Moni so people don't get me confused with DDLC Monika-

Minus:...oh ok then

Moni: So like I said..who are you-

Minus: well im just a dude takin a stroll

Moni: Oh ok

Minus:...you kinda look like a sir pelo charecter

Sayori: Weird..

Minus: they did a good job rapping against me....
Luke: hey sayori did the person u were waiting for ever show up?

Sayori: ... Excuse me....?

Sonic.exe:..u dont know.....wow.....u must be new here.....everyone else fights for fun....but me?....i fight-...well not fight...i KILL for the souls...theres a reason some people go missing....ive already got some pathetic souls in the past 5 minutes your about to be one of them...

Sayori: -She starts to try and walk away- Uh....yeah... I-interesting......

Sonic.exe...dont be scared....this will only hurt for a sec
(he lunges but right before he gets u wario rams into him sending sonic.exe flying)

Sayori: ...oh....

-She decides to go and talk to Mario-
Sayori: Hi! You're Mario right?

Mario:Thats'a Me!

Sayori: Awesome! It's really nice to meet you-

Mario: who are u? i dont think i have seen u around here

Sayori: I'm Sayori! A lot of people call me Pink cuz my hair color xp

Mario:...hol up that name sounds familiar

Sayori: ... Really?-

Mario: yeah i heard that name like a year ago

-Sayori walks over to him-

(senpai is talking to luigi)

-Sayori taps on Senpai's shoulder-

(senpai turn) "Oh hey sayori!"

Sayori: -hugs him- Hi.... S-Senpai....!

Senpai: sorry i didn't show up..luigi brought me here before i had the chance

Sayori: Oh god- I forgot there was two of you-

Neo bf: sup
B-side bf: yo
Dementia bf:.......?
Mario: holy f**k theres a lot of bf's