Incognito hired me toooo make sum ads 4 him.

Nice spelling child

C**tgragilations u madde et ontu immgflipp fo 5 minuartes. Yuu mas5 bee phucgging prpud.
Watt dew u went a Nobel peace prize?
[Sidebar: time for you to stop simping for King Georgie and join the pepe party. If you act now, I can guarantee you a Senate seat!]

Nah, I'd like to win the election.

Yeah you don't have to worry about that.
Incognito's mail in voting scam (getting alts from real politics to vote for him) won't fly now that Scars back, butt guud trri.

Good thing that IG's never scammed an election before, so we're gonna do alright this election then.

You keep telling yourself that, buddy.