2BF: Hey the 80's called they want their abused wife back *He clearly seems to hate the outfit*

Jayden: *Ignores 2BF*

2BF: What can't take a joke? It's humor back in good old Russia *He takes a swig of beer* Names 2BF

Jayden: Yes I can take a joke, I just don't care If you hate my outfit

2BF: Sounds like to me humor doesn't exist, I remember I was famous Comedian Luis Parker before great incident happened in Nevada

Jayden: If you were a famous comedian, tell me one of your jokes

2BF: Ahh well that was long time ago but if you insist, So one time I went to a pool and remember that a sign was shown saying "Please don't enter pool if you..." and you won't believe it "if you have active diarrhea!" *He slams the table* WHATS WROSE THAN THAT "INACTIVE DIARRHEA?!" *He chuckles* Ahh everyone in Russia would get joke

*Lots of people in the bar started laughing*
Jayden: *Confused head tilt*

2BF: Okay thats how I know Russian Spies are here *He clicks his gun* Long story short a man in Russia shit in every single pool in Russia and he got arrested later

Jayden: what's going on

2BF: A mass murder *He reveals his gun and starts to fire*

Jayden: eeek!!!
*Jayden gets under the table*

2BF: WHY ARE YOU HIDING YOUR AN INKLING THEY WANT ME AND YOU DEAD *He slides a Pistol near Jayden* Cmon!

Jayden: Oh, I got an idea
*Jayden grabs her bag and hides behind a table*

2BF: Hurry up!

*Suddenly she dissappears*

2BF: Typical *He reloads his shotgun*

*Suddenly the feared inquisitor appeared behind the Russian spys*
Tenth sister: Leave the cowbow alone

2BF: Who the f**k are you?

The spies: RUN!!! IT'S THE TENTH SISTER!!!

2BF: What the f**k? *He shoots a bullet at the tenth sister*

*She dodged the bullet and Ignites her 2 red energy blades, killing off the spies*

2BF: Oh that's good now who the f**k are you?! Identify yourself bitch!

Tenth sister: I am the tenth sister

Asher: *does not pay attention to her

*She doesn't even know asher is here*

Asher: *drinking

*A guy walks to her table and tries to hit on Jayden*

Asher: *looks* *the mutters* not my problem…

Guy: Hey girl, you are looking sexy
Jayden: ?

Asher; *looks away

*Jayden just ignores the guy*

Asher: … *silent

*The guy tries to hit on Jayden again and Jayden kicks the guy away from her*

*asher tries to ignore what’s happening

Chris: *trying to hit on her because he’s drunk*

Jayden: *Doesn't notice*

Chris: *walks over to her* hey sexy

Jayden: Huh?

Chris: you wanna *belch* go out sometime?

Jayden: Ew, are you drunk!?!

Cade: yeah he is. Had 5 shots of vodka.
Chris: what are you talking about

Jayden: Okay then
*Jayden walks towards Cade*

Cade: so, what is your name

Jayden: Jayden

Wasteland: *they seemed to be a cowboy, hat, accent, and everything. They also appeared to be blind, but somehow looked at the eyes of the listeners to his story.* Yeah, I stole his hat. Looks good on me too.

Jayden: *Watching* ooh

Wasteland: Then again, he did send a pack of hoinds after me.

Jayden: wow, maybe I could take his hat?

Wasteland: Yep, I stole this hat. It's a little dusty, but it's got history. *he took it off, observing it.*

*a person believing that wasteland was blind tried to steal the hat from behind wasteland*

Wasteland: *he stood up, pulling out a revolver. He instantly turned around and aimed it at their head.* Give. Me. My. Hat.

*Jayden gets out of her seat and watches. The person dodge rolls and pulls his revolver*

Wasteland: Kid, put the revolver down and give me my hat.

Guy: Oh I don't think so
*A Midwestern cowboy standoff happens as Wasteland and the theif both have their revolver drawn*

Wasteland: 3...

Hounds*

Guy: 2...
*Jayden keeps watching*

Wasteland: *he shot them in the chest early.*

*The gunshot scared everyone and the guy threw the hat a second before the shot*

Wasteland: *he put his gun away* Thanks for giving it back *he put his hat on.*

Jayden: Oh my, That was coo...
*Suddenly Jayden has a knife close to her neck*
Guy 2: GIVE ME THE HAT OR SHE DIES!!!

Wasteland: *he sighed, turning around. He then went over and put the hat out to them.*

Jayden: *Thinking about what to do*

Wasteland: Take it.

Guy 2: Gladl... OW!!
*Jayden kicked the guy in the crotch*

Wasteland: Planned to shoot him, but good job. *he punched the guy.*

*Jayden grabs the hat and gives it to Wasteland*
Jayden: here you go

Wasteland: Thank you, mam. *he put it on, and tipped it towards her.*

Jayden: your welcome

Wasteland: *he smiled.*

Jayden: *Smiling cat*

Wasteland: What's your name, mam?

Jayden: Jayden

Wasteland: Call me Wasteland.