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Museky_the_Protogen battles le_memer_of_space. le_memer_of_space defeats and kills Museky_the_Protogen.
lollollols2 lost connection to the server.
Leonidas. withered away.
le_memer_of_space gets burned to death from AaryanSCP2376579689454625668898's mixtape.
Kendle_The_Spooky_Protogen dies in the Matrix.
Fenerick_FFox44 falls off a cliff while playing Pokemon Go.
KawaiiTheSpookyNeo dunks on AlexanderLaster.
KawaiiTheSpookyNeo gets roasted by Pannapara. Slam! and dies.
kairainey shoots QueenOrSmth.
kairainey gets tetanus from a used Band-Aid and dies.
Ultron. brings one less paintball, so AaryanSCP2376579689454625668898 dies of needing paintballs.

I won? How exactly?

its random

So who exactly won?

you

how dare you le_memer_of_space! >:(

I didn’t kill shit