Your walking home from work and see her getting kidnapped wdyd

Retro: hey!

Malith: HELP

*runs over to you and kicks le kidnapper in le no no*

Said kidnapper "OW"
Malith: Pfft-

*left eye turns black and turns to you* go hide. I'll take care of this

Malith would go hide

*I turn to the kidnapper and change form to a pitch black shadow creature with bright red eyes and razor-sharp teeth, with my breath smelling of rotten flesh* you've picked the wrong time to mess with someone so innocent. *grabs the kidnapper by the throat and starts squeezing the life out of him*

Kidnapper: ACK-

*I put my other hand on his head and rips his head clean off from his shoulders and throws his corpse down on the ground*

Malith would be in the kitchen cooking

*he turns on the TV and watches it*

Malith: *Smiles*

Retro: ^w^

Malith: ^V^

*he sits on the couch*

Malith: *Laughs*

Retro: not spicy at all >:3

Malith would laugh " Y'know I once chugged a bottle of hot sauce"

Retro: oh? *he chuckles a little*

Malith: Oh okay *gets out*

*I walk in the house with you and closes the door*

Malith: That hot sauce good?

Retro: hehe guess we'll find out *he opens the hot sauce and chugs it in seconds*

Malith: Okay

Retro: my friend's place is pretty safe. I'm his roommate and he's been taking care of me since I was 12. We could go there

Malith: Cool

*I return to normal form and went to you* are you alright? They didn't hurt you, did they?

Malith: *smiles* what would you like

Retro: can you make taquitos?

Malith: yea I just need to practice

Retro: ok

Malith: Okay, and dont worry ill be out of your hair in a while

Retro: hmm?

Malith: *Grabs some hot sauce*

*he keeps eating*

Malith: This is pretty cool

Retro: thanks, I live here with my best friend. This is his house but I'm sure he won't mind that you stay for a few nights. He's usually camping most of the time anyway

Malith: Okay good luck

*he opens the jar and chugs it, nothing happened*

Malith: I have a job interview

Retro: oh okay

Malith: Holy-

*he laughs* it's like a gift! Hahaha

Malith: Sounds good

Retro: ok let's go *starts walking with you*

Malith: You sure you wanna do this??

Retro: like I said, with my curse I can do anything

Malith: I couldnt breath right for a week

Retro: ha! I ain't got no problem! My curse also happens to make me invulnerable to pain, inside and out *he laughs as he grabs the hot sauce*

Malith would hand him a plate

*he smiles* thank you!

Malith: have you ever tried ghost peppers? I think you'd like em

*smirks* bring on the heat

Malith: What in the-

Retro: hahahaha told you I could do anything

Malith: Want some hot sauce

Retro: to put on my taquitos? Nah, but I'd drink it *he laughs*

Malith: I can make dinner

Retro: aw well you don't have to

Malith: ^w^

Retro: it's not safe here you know, we should head for somewhere safer

Malith: I just took like four allergy pills

Retro: ok

Malith: Maybe I could help I have darkness manipulation

Retro: oh you do?

Malith would yawn

Malith: Np

*he grabs the plate and sits at the table and eats* it's really good! ^w^

Malith would look in her bag and pull out a jar, upon opening the jar skull shaped smoke would come out "Here you go"

Retro: interesting, hehe

Malith; pretty good

Retro: that's good

Malith: what about you

Retro: I'm alright

Malith: I'm ready to fight God OR BECOME HIM!!!!

Retro: 0-0 are you alright?

Malith would whistle

*we arrive at the house* well here we are *opens the door* make yourself at home :3

Malith: No Im fine

Retro: ok good

Malith: FOODS DONEEEE

Retro: yay! *he gets up and walks to the kitchen*

Malith: Hmmm......So you could become a super hero right??

Retro: wellllll- due to my curse I have part of my abilities as shadow abilities, but when I rage and turn into Chaos, my curse and shadow form, I'm more of a murderer which I never want to happen. I'm still trying to control it though

Malith: Good-

*he eats* yummy!

Malith would hum

Retro: sooo how was your day besides the stuff happening a few minutes ago?

Malith: Sure

*he smiles* yay! ^w^

Malith: Cool cool

Retro: mhm

Malith: I insist

Retro: well it's that's what you want to do *he chuckles and smiles*