"OH SHIT LOOK IT'S A MOTHERFUKIN' BEAN" Static proceeds to yeet the bean in 30 mach speed.

/v/-tan: Who the f**k are you?

- a f t e r t h e s o n g -
Moni: Your voice is really cool :D

/v/-tan: :)

/v/-tan: Anyway wanna come to my house and play Smash Bros or something?

Moni: Aight!
(Moni chooses Ness)

where you go

void

oh ok

(/v/-tan chooses Waluigi, a modded-in character.)

Moni: Sure! :D

(/v/-tan walks to his house, making sure Moni is close by.)

(Moni has to run to keep up with /v/-tan since she's a short mfer.
)

(/v/-tan leads Moni into his living room. He has a high ceiling, and a large TV.)

Moni: Cool house :0

(/v/-tan turns on his Nintendo Switch and starts up Smash Bros.)

(Moni sits down in the floor in front of the TV.)

(/v/-tan hands Moni a controller.)
/v/-tan: Pick your character. I have all the DLC and a few mods.

Moni: Moni. And what the f**k are you?

/v/-tan: /v/

Moni: oh ok

/v/-tan: Wanna sing, little f*ggot?

Moni: Yeah sure whatever, dickweed.

(and make sure to continue the rp after listening to the song lmao)

Moni: Nah. I'm gonna say- “What's wrong with you? You lookin like a uuuhh umm you look like an uuuh you kinda look like an uhh ummm you kinda like an a unn uu uhh ummm wait you kinda uhhh hummnnn nnnn mmmmmmm hmmmmw wait let me think ummm hmmmmm uuuhh ummmmm ummmmmeeehhhh uhhhh ermmmmm uhhhh”

/v/-tan: Wanna f**kin' sing again?

Moni: Hell yeah!

(/v/-tan and Moni sing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0k9HR0VC7o, /v/-tan still using his dancepad.)

(ok lmao)

(just making sure lmao)

(/v/-tan and Moni "sing" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUNy1lx6s7o, /v/-tan using his dancepad instead of actually singing.)

-after the song-
Moni: lmao my dude using a mfing dance pad like Kapi XDDDD

/v/-tan: That was just a warm-up, you cum-guzzling midget.

Moni: F**KING W H A T-

/v/-tan: I called you a cum-guzzling midget. What are you gonna do, cry?

Moni: Cool song my guy!

(/v/-tan almost starts raging, but sighs and calms down.)

(Moni Snickers)
Moni: Careful dude you might break your Gay-me pad XDDD

/v/-tan: Careful you little shit. We could be cool if you don't blow this.

Moni: oh sorry I guess-

/v/-tan: Uh.. wanna sing one last time?

Moni: Sure! :D

(/v/-tan and Moni sing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO948NIrpRo. Halfway through, /v/-tan pulls out a mic and starts actually singing.)

Hello.