What A Pretty Creature !

I'm sure if there's salt then no more pet

Noooo ! Not Mr Slugsworth !

That's why you gotta hid the salt.

If that's what floats your boat.
I'ma sink it like the iceberg sank the Titanic.

I can hear a lot of things.

Nope.
Just the children in basement.
(Joke)

But look what damage they did to your teeth !

I have tried escargot and all you can taste is the garlic butter ... and they weren't that chewy :~)

Don't worry - It's safely stored :~)

If you want a pet to live then, do what you must.

Any suggestions what I should do with the family of pet mice that live under the floor ?
I was watching the telly last night and there was one on the carpet
Please note: I haven't given them names yet ! :~)

Hmm, I have no suggestions.
Reminds me now of a fish I had as a kid.
First thing it did was commit suicide

By jumping into the toilet ?

Nope. Out of the bowl and into the floor.
What did I do?
Stand on them.

Are you a qualified Vet ?

If I was.
I would be saving animals.
Not torturing insects.

Wash off the slime between your toes first !

Since posting, my slug, whom I named 'Mr Slugsworth', has invited some of his/her little friends into the kitchen.
I might leave a very extra fluffy jumper to see if they will remove any fluff !

Nice!

What is worse, is when you tread on one of his/her mates in the dark in your bare feet !

They can be a bit slippery !