The Results

7up: Imgflip Unity
Beer: Pepe Party (and occasionally the RUP)
Mountain Dew: Bruh Party and Pepe Party
Pepsi Max: Imgflip Unity
Coca Cola: RUP and HCP
Whiskey: Pepe Party
Vodka: Common Sense Party
Water: RUP and Bruh Party

I wanted pictures.

Explanations:
7up: Ze Best (imo)
Beer (never tried it): Very Strong
Mountain Dew: Perfect but too sweet (not like Bruh)
Pepsi Max: Very Good!
Coca Cola: Trash compared to it’s main rival
Whiskey: Drunk on power often
Vodka: Russian
Water: So typical

I changed it though.
7up + Pepsi Max: IUP
Beer: HCP
Mountain Dew: Bruh
Coca Cola: Pepe
Whiskey: RUP and Nerd
Vodka: CSP
Water: Danny

Pepe would never drink coca cola. We have an endorsement deal with dr pepe and moutain dew: frost bite zero sugar.