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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the dev

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the dev | OWN A MUSKET FOR HOME DEFENSE, SINCE THAT'S WHAT THE FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED. FOUR RUFFIANS BREAK INTO MY HOUSE. "WHAT THE DEVIL?" AS I GRAB MY POWDERED WIG AND KENTUCKY RIFLE. BLOW A GOLF BALL SIZED HOLE THROUGH THE FIRST MAN, HE'S DEAD ON THE SPOT. DRAW MY PISTOL ON THE SECOND MAN, MISS HIM ENTIRELY BECAUSE IT'S SMOOTHBORE AND NAILS THE NEIGHBORS DOG. I HAVE TO RESORT TO THE CANNON MOUNTED AT THE TOP OF THE STAIRS LOADED WITH GRAPE SHOT, "TALLY HO LADS" THE GRAPE SHOT SHREDS TWO MEN IN THE BLAST, THE SOUND AND EXTRA SHRAPNEL SET OFF CAR ALARMS. FIX BAYONET AND CHARGE THE LAST TERRIFIED RAPSCALLION. HE BLEEDS OUT WAITING ON THE POLICE TO ARRIVE SINCE TRIANGULAR BAYONET WOUNDS ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO STITCH UP. JUST AS THE FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED. | image tagged in lisa simpson speech | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Two trucks having sex Two trucks having sex My muscles, my muscles Involuntarily flex Two trucks having sex Two trucks having sex My muscles, my muscles Involuntarily flex

Two pickup trucks Making love American made Built Ford tough Two beautiful murder machines American angels in the sky Grown men cry

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Right by my side There's zz top And robert z'dar From maniac cop one, two and three This barbecue could bring you to your knees

And so could these two trucks

Two trucks holding hands Two trucks holding hands The passion, the passion Is more than I can withstand Two trucks holding hands Two trucks holding hands The passion, the passion My big fat heart expands

Two pickup trucks One cylinder block Crush my body like a rock So beautiful No stars tonight Just fireworks and eagles in the sky The founding fathers cry

Two trucks having sex (oh yes) Two trucks having sex (oh yes) My muscles (uh) my muscles (uh) Involuntarily flex Two trucks, having sex (oh yes) Two trucks, having sex (oh yes) My muscles (uh) my muscles (uh) Involuntarily flex Yeah, yeah, yeah, ah-ah-ha-ha-ha, ah-ah

Two trucks having sex Two trucks having sex My muscles, my muscles Involuntarily flex Two trucks having sex Two trucks having sex My muscles, my muscles Involuntarily flex

Two trucks (having sex) Two trucks (having sex) Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex) Two trucks (having sex) Two trucks (having sex) Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)
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OWN A MUSKET FOR HOME DEFENSE, SINCE THAT'S WHAT THE FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED. FOUR RUFFIANS BREAK INTO MY HOUSE. "WHAT THE DEVIL?" AS I GRAB MY POWDERED WIG AND KENTUCKY RIFLE. BLOW A GOLF BALL SIZED HOLE THROUGH THE FIRST MAN, HE'S DEAD ON THE SPOT. DRAW MY PISTOL ON THE SECOND MAN, MISS HIM ENTIRELY BECAUSE IT'S SMOOTHBORE AND NAILS THE NEIGHBORS DOG. I HAVE TO RESORT TO THE CANNON MOUNTED AT THE TOP OF THE STAIRS LOADED WITH GRAPE SHOT, "TALLY HO LADS" THE GRAPE SHOT SHREDS TWO MEN IN THE BLAST, THE SOUND AND EXTRA SHRAPNEL SET OFF CAR ALARMS. FIX BAYONET AND CHARGE THE LAST TERRIFIED RAPSCALLION. HE BLEEDS OUT WAITING ON THE POLICE TO ARRIVE SINCE TRIANGULAR BAYONET WOUNDS ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO STITCH UP. JUST AS THE FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED.