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Alex: DOGGO

Le_Doggo: ?

Alex: YOU CAN TALK!! can I pet you doggo??

Kira: *pets*

Mario: Oh, I remember you! I saw you a few months ago!

hey i remember this

Same

Le_Doggo: Oh god..

(SMG3 looks at his Shadow Minions.)
SMG3: You fellas take care of the red man.
(SMG3 looks at Le_Doggo, and pulls out a mic.)
SMG3: I shall have fun with the doggo.

*Le_Doggo looks worried, but realizes he can reload the save files.*
Le_Doggo: Then, let’s have fun.

SMG3: We shall sing.
(An arm cannon appears on SMG3's other hand.)
SMG3: There will be consequences if you lose.

Le_Doggo: fine then.
*Le_Doggo, with his remaining power strength summons a paint power next to him.*

(SMG3 and Le_Doggo sing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKvuKP0llAY. There are Poison Notes that make your health start draining when you hit them. Halfway through, at SMG3's second scream, one of his Shadow Minions appear and flip the arrows, reversing the inputs. A hellish battle is going on in the background between Mario and the Shadow Minions.)

Le_Doggo: oh shoot..

(After the song)

Le_Doggo: Hey, the error is going away..!

SMG3: That was something...
(SMG3 aims his arm cannon at Le_Doggo.)

Le_Doggo: If you kill me, this entire galaxy will collapse.

(SMG3's arm cannon almost fires, but Mario jumps out of the rubble, rips SMG3's arm cannon off of his arm, and aims it at SMG3.)
Mario: Too bad, bitch.
SMG3: How the f**k-
(Mario fires the arm cannon, killing SMG3.)

Le_Doggo: Wait a second.. how..?

Mario: ..Heh.

Le_Doggo: I saw your script, it was damaged, destroyed! Somehow.. you overwrited it! How..?

Mario: To answer that, we need to talk about parallel universes. ...But I'm not gonna give you an 8-hour long Ted Talk you're gonna forget in a few minutes, so it's best you never know.

Le_Doggo: You can tell me.
*Le_Doggo presses the “record” or “add to memory” button.*

(i actually have no explanation, that's why i said that)
Mario: Uh, there are some things you just shouldn't know.

Le_Doggo: Welp..

Mario: Sorry that guy attacked you.

Le_Doggo: Eh, I’m fine, my paw feels relaxed and flexible again.

Le_Doggo: 4 months to be accurate..

Mario: Something seems off, what's wrong?

*Le_Doggo shows a black, gooey slime on his front left paw*
Le_Doggo: This, it’s an error in a script. Somehow I can’t fixed it..

Mario: ...Need.. help?

Le_Doggo: Yes, please..
*Le_Doggo kicks some type of antivirus script to Mario.*
Le_doggo: just try and work your way into the goo, please..

(Mario tries to help Le_Doggo, but suddenly, the wall explodes, and Mario gets covered by debris. Le_Doggo, however, is safe.)

Le_Doggo: Y-you good?

(Two Shadow Marios peek from behind the rubble.)

*Le_Doggo tries to use his power to teleport him and Mario, but he is too weak..*

(SMG3 steps in. He seems to be the one who caused the explosion.)

Hello there

Breon: what da dog doin?

*picks up*

Eros looks over at the doggo. "Oh, hello little fella. What are you doing out here all alone?" He reaches out to pet it's head gently.

Le_doggo: …

He gently pats the dog's head, smiling.

*Le_Doggo whines.*

"Awe.. What's wrong little guy?" He digs through his pag, pulling out a warm biscuit wrapped up in plastic.

*Le_Doggo shows a black, gooey substance on his front left paw.*
Le_Doggo: help please..

He pauses, putting the biscuit back in his bag. He carefully lifts up his paw, "What happened?"

Le_Doggo: something.. attacked me.

"Oh.. Cmon buddy." He carefully picks up doggo, "We'll take you to someone that can help you."

Le_Doggo: …

"Well, I don't know anyone so I'll do it." He walks to his apartment, which was pretty close.