ITEMS GUESTS ARE REQUIRED TO BRING
Those plastic clapping hands.
Gun
A get well soon balloon.
A congrats balloon.
Full latex/leather bondage outfit. When someone questions it just say it was the only black thing you had.
A bop it extreme.
FUNERAL
Coffin strippers.
Googly eyes. Put it on the body and say that in your religion its a known tradition. Just go all the way and put some glitter and cherries too. And some liquid ass.
Host the funeral at a movie theater where they are showing the movie "trolls".
GUEST LIST
The grim reaper.
Everyone grieving when a random man just walks in, fresh out of the ocean with his snorkel still on.
The murderer.
AFTER PARTY
An Ouija board. We all have an after party while we try to communicate with the deceased in the graveyard in front of us.
We'd have to bring Frank's red hot to the after party because we put that shit on everything!
Karaoke machine. Works alot better if you sing the Its the best day ever, Highway to hell, or Another one bites the dust.
A lie detector. When someone says "he was a good man" the stress picks up and comes out as a lie.
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