idk if this is legit or not

Imma make some more, lol

Sloth & SuGaS: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
Sloth: We need an adult!
SuGaS: Sloth, you are an adult!
Sloth: We need an adultier adult! Get Jemy !

Sloth, about Jemy : They're speaking some kind of French.
SuGaS: Let me handle it. I speak Spanish. It's the same thing.

(Lol I actually speak Spanish irl)

Plot twist: I was talking in Filipino

Y e s

Sloth: SuGaS, what do you have?
SuGaS: A KNIFE!
Sloth: Okay, have fu-
Jemy : NO!

SuGaS: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him?
Sloth: A pet WHAT?!
Jemy : William Snakespeare.

Shakesqueer

Shakesqueer sounds good to me

SuGaS: Some people are like slinkies.
Sloth: What?
SuGaS: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Sloth:
Sloth: Please don't push Jemy down the stairs.
SuGaS, pushing Jemy down the stairs: Too late.

Sloth: So, Jemy is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
SuGaS: Why?
Sloth: Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
Jemy , arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your a**.

(I could imagine using raccoons to overthrow the AUP)

Jemy : If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.
SuGaS: "If"
Sloth: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to and they might not even die.

SuGaS: I really like Eminem.
Sloth: I prefer skittles.
Jemy : They are talking about the rapper.
Sloth: Why would they eat the wrapper?

Sloth: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, SuGaS is walking in this room.
Jemy : *wheeze*

My version:
Sloth: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, IncognitoGuy is walking in this room.
Jemy : *wheeze*

YES YES YEEEEES

SuGaS: Do you cook?
Jemy : I made a cake once.
Sloth: Yeah, it was good.
Jemy : Really?
Sloth: Don’t make me lie twice, Jemy .