But why? Why would you dew that?

The title is my question exactly. Dunno whether to laugh or get slightly offended. So ima do both and probably mascare a child, idk.

It's a mashup of many things. F1 gave me a list of things not to do. I want to do them all.

I see

It ain't a dig at Poland. It's a dig at F1 for telling me to obey the polish cow.

Understandable.
Have a gay day or a straight one. Idk.

It's gonna be bi.
I'm gonna be thinking about Astolfo but also probably Sarah Jessica Parker.
This is a joke.

Understandable.