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I didn't know that drinking water while taking the test would make you horny.

It made you W E T.

what? really? I felt hydrated, tbh.

POV: we are in a dungeon kidnapped by the horny

"It got you too?"

"A y e b r o u h w h a ?"

- explosions can be heard -

"I think we're being rescued."

"No, that's their big ass getting slapped :troll:"

"Oh.."

- we hear moans in the background -

"I TOLD YOU AHAHAHAHAH!!!"

- a bell rings -

"OH GOD NO!"

"What does that mean?"

- everyone who is still alive is let out of their chains. they run around trying to d o i t -

"Basically, you only get a few chances to actually escape here. They don't have many guards because the horny people act as guards. To them this place is a dream. For people like us.." - screams and moans are heard all around - "not so much."

"AHAHAHAH, I SHOULD'VE JUST LOADED THE GUN IN MY HAND EARLIER AND SHOT IT!! AHAHAH, THIS IS ALL WRONG!!"

- I grabbed the gun the guard had - "It's still loaded if you want it."

"cringe gun, I think let's just escape here?"

"Ye- OH GOD!" - one of the prisoners tackles me -

"Yeah, I didn't know I was horny the whole time." sob sob

- a guard walks in with a baton -

"o h s h i t ."

"Here's how t works. the guard hits your ass with the baton. If you don't moan, they kill you."

"Kill me? YEAH!!! LETS F**KING GO!! I CAN FINALLY DIE!!

- the guard hits you -

"AAAH--"

- an hour passes. by now we've seen at least 10 people die -

"WHY AM I NOT DEAD YET"

- the guard shoots a bullet at the cameras -

"Wait a minute-"

"AHAHAHAH!! YEP!! FOLLOW ME!!"

- we run like hell -

His small knife would deflect one bullet nearly hitting you. "AHAHAHAHAH!!! BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!! I WANA STAB MORE PEOPLE THAN KILLING MYSELF!!"

"Glad you're having fun."

He stabbed a guard on the way, chuckling like a psycho.

- I started to wonder how I'm not dead yet -

A door was there, probably the exit. The 2 opened the door, NOPE NOPE NOPE THERE ARE TOO MANY NASTY STUFFS THERE

"AHAHAHAH!!! I GOT YOU!!" Static then get his kitchen knife that was stored in his back, stabbing the prisoner. He enjoyed stabbing the prisoner as blood splattered to his face.

"Thanks man."

"AHAHAHAH!!" Still stabbing the prisoner.

"We got like 3 minutes before the doors close. We can stab people later."

- blood was splattered on his face as well -

"..."
"I'M SUCH A CRACKHEAD!! I HAVE A PHONE!! UNLIMITED 4G TOO!!!"

"HOW THE HELL DID YOU SNEAK A PHONE ON HERE?! MOST PEOPLE GET THEIR PHONE TAKEN IMMEDIATELY!"

"AHAHAHAHAH!!! I DEFINE EVERYTHING!!! I AM STATIC!!!"

Figure out where we are."

- one of the people were shot by a sniper -

"OH S**T"

"WE ARE IN..."
"UH..."
Ignoring that somebody was sniped and was tryna figure out on the middle of the chaos.

- someone else got sniped -

"We gotta work fast!"

"FINE!!"

- we ran and barely made it out. three people also made it out -

"FREEDOM!! OUT OF THE *BZZT BZZT* HELL!!"

"Where do we go now?"

"WELL, WHERE ARE WE?"

- I turned to one of the others -

"Any of you got s phone on you?"