well wdyd

Jacob: ruv suk

Ruv: Shut the f**k up

Jacob: and that ugly fat girl sucks too

ruv: pft, she is not fat. you are the only fat one

Jacob: I am 83 pounds, she is 420 tons

Ruv: I think I would have noticed that by now

Jacob: You haven't because she has always been like that

ruv: Why are you talking shit about sarvente. Why is she getting involved in this

Jacob: Because why not?

Ruv: out of nowhere you started talking shit about a nun who is a demon. I don't want her to get involved in this

Jacob: I knew she was a demon

Ruv: I also do not mind you saying that..

Jacob: christianity is better

ruv: -sigh- What did you need from me?

Jacob: I want to make you mad

Ruv: Well you are not making me mad. you are simply annoying me and wasting my time

Jacob: Then thats better

ruv: -sigh- *whispers to self* Ненавижу тебя...

Jacob: I understand russian

ruv: I don't believe in anything.

Jacob: k bye * leaves *

ruv: I don't give a f**k, I am leaving now

Jacob: and also your cult sucks

Chris: what you gonna do about it, you murderous alcoholic? Cry?

Ruv: ...

Chris: cul rap battle

Ruv: wtf is cul

Chris: it is cool misspelling of cool

Ruv: uh ok

Chris: *starts singing an extremely spammy overcharted song with instakill notes, 1 miss= death, and camo notes*

ruv: ...heh.....*passes out from blood loss*

Also 22 notes

Ruv: *sings it but with words instead of random noises*

Chris: *poppin off*

ruv: *in mind: he is strong, but I am 5 steps ahead of him* *random dude with two ARs start shooting chris*

Chris: ! *starts shooting them instead*

Ruv: *continues to sing it perfectly*

Chris: *in mind: sheeeeeeeeeesh*

ruv: *gets up* *takes both of his uzis and starts shooting christ*

Chris: *bitch slaps him and takes back the uzis*

*song ends*

Chris: heh, good job, you depressed virgin. NOW DIE! *starts shooting him with dual uzis with unlimited ammo*

ruv: AH *aims ak-47* You...will....die..a..s-slow...death...

Chris: seriously? *shoots the gun, causing it explode*

Ruv: *epicly calls heat seeking air strike* ....h-have...fun.....r-running from..t-that

Chris: ah f**k it *drives away*

Ruv: ...

Chris: *starts shooting him again*

I’m out

Shisuki: But, I never did talk sh** about you though