black boy roast

If I had a cent for every r_tarded thing you've said, I'd be a billionaire

You wouldnt need that money
With how fat you are, you could make 10x more than a billion dollars if you started selling shade

Experty roasted lmao

K, Your so fat that you need a helicopter to grab the roof so you can get in a house

Your so fat that when you go to the beach, whales will come up to you and say "Hey there, brother!"

Jk jk jk

Whale: hey I resent that! I'm way skinnier than this guy!

XD

Your so fat you could even see the earth cause your the same size

You know your phone number right? Its ok if you don't remember, just step on a scale. It will read your number back to you ;)

Is that a real thing? Because it reminds me of how dum you are

Your mom is a b***h. Your her son. 2 + 2 = 5. Put it together