Mod note: the fuck?

Kawaii: *slices through the ropes from the chair and ejects her other wings, then flies up* WHAT DO YOU WANT FURME ME?!

Gru: *Calls minions and they come with my airship and "accidentaly" runs over you*

Kawaii: *slides back, yeets a banana at the minions, and yeets a tornado at Gru mid-air* BACK OFF.

Gru: *dodges*

Kawaii: ...

https://i.imgflip.com/5r04yj.jpg
Jayden: *wakes up* Huh, where am I

Gru: Welcome to my Lab!

Jayden: Great
(https://imgflip.com/i/5r0dh1, use this for well, lab stuff)

Gru: Hmmmmmmm...

Jayden: Who are you

Gru: Agent "Gru" Sus, as for short Gru.

Jayden: Why am I here

Gru: Because im searching facts about octolings, and you are one of them.

(.... You literally killed an Ammune Octoling just yesterday.)

(Shit I forgor)

Jayden: *To herself* what a creep

[Current Character: Unregistered Octoling, Convict of the SCP facility. Health: 0% Dead.]
*I die as soon as I am hit from the ray*
[UO is dead!]

Gru: Guess im gonna be hiding the body before the SCP Foundation arrests me

*Someone is heard running to Gru*

Gru: SHIT-

*They have two MDEs, a DBSG, and a Modified Pickaxe*

Gru: -Oh wait, there are my minions i guess.

*It's Cam and he is running faster than normal*

Gru: Wait, they aren't my minions.... Its not the SCP Foundation either.... NO IT CANT BE CA-

*Cam dropkicks Gru*
(Friendly Fire is off, and you harmed/killed one of Cam's friends/allies)

Gru: Well shit.

*Cam begins to fire at Gru*

Gru: *dodges* haha yes

*Cam draws both his MDEs*
Cam: You mess with one of my allies or friends, you'll be messing with me!

Aoal: WHAT THE F**K THIS IS NOT POGRZ!1!1!!!!!!1!!!

Gru: bobux man cant hear u, ur trapped here forevah!1!!11!!!1!!1!!!

Aoal: NOOOO DOCTER NEFARDIO HELP HES GONNA TAKE ME TO BRAZIL!!!1!1!!11!!1!!!1

Gru: yez, and ther iz not that bad for 2 gud reasins!!!!!!111!111!!!!!!!!!1!!1!!1

1- tposing jesus!!!!!!!!1!!!!!1!!!1!!!!1111!!
2- danc til ur ded doggo was born ther!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!

Aoal: *CALLS FARD MINIONS*

Dave: WERE 🅱OT 🅱ELPING YOU 🅱ECAUSE YOUR 🅱RYING TO GET 🅱ID OF THE LORD

Aoal: noooo!!!1!1!1 I am sorri groo!1 I Wil give you 69 bobux if u let me go!1!1!!!

Gru: haha yez *lets Aoal go*

Aoal: pogrz hav some bobux *gives 69 bobux* 👌🥶

*insert bad piggies drip*

Gru: 😳😳😳🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶👌👌👌

Aoal: Wait groo

Gru: wat 😳

Aoal: do u know kaka_v420 😳

Gru: yez

Aoal: POGRZ 🥶

*unthaws after a while* groo wot r u doimg?2?2

Gru: taking u to brazil!!!11!1!!!!!11!!!11111!1!

Dere ez free bobux in Brazil but it’s in sus town wan 2 com wit meh?????

Gru: yez 🥶👌👌

Also this is me lol