Don't be to careful. Do your worst

having a literal uno reverse card that reverses, and if its destroyed or lost it teleports in my hand

fungus grows on your buttcheeks

*uno reverses it*

dam

every time you use it you lose a year of life

*uno reverses it*

congratulations
you lost two years of live

only two however

keep using it

Invulnerability.

You die

X_X

I can make shut someone up instantly

you also can't speak

telekenesis

only works on plants

Ah yes, nothing i'd rather see than a plant's wet thoughts

You see the imaginary smut that plays in peoples head

i-

*Thinks of the smuttiest*? Smut*

no

You get AIDS

no

I get super strength and high agility B)

you're crippled

AW WHAT THE FFFF-

but your legs dont work so you have a wheelchair

can I pick another power?

no. GET IN THE WHEELCHIAR

NO I WANT A REDO

GIVE ME A REDO

"Your legs dont work like they used to before*

side-effect resistance

You get 1 million dollars and a dog. Oh wait you have side-effects resistance so nvm

I don't even like dogs

Ok

the ability to commit life not

You live forever

Invisibility

but your eyes are allways visible

Nobody can hear you when you are invisible

I choose this one.

pokemon is real

You have bloody diarrhea for the rest of your life

Bro**** it is****

I can make someone die with a single tap of my finger 🔪💉😨🔫

you die too

Im already dead