Don't be to careful. Do your worst

having a literal uno reverse card that reverses, and if its destroyed or lost it teleports in my hand

fungus grows on your buttcheeks

*uno reverses it*

dam

every time you use it you lose a year of life

*uno reverses it*

congratulations
you lost two years of live

only two however

keep using it

I can make someone die with a single tap of my finger 🔪💉😨🔫

you die too

Im already dead

The ability to be omnipotent and omniscient

you die

Well you see, I’m all powerful so I’m immortal

still dead

Omniscience would help me find immortality
So i win

pokemon is real

You have bloody diarrhea for the rest of your life

Bro**** it is****

the ability to f**k literally any girl i want and not get stds

\women are disgusted of you 24/7

how does that even allow me to f**k every girl i want then lol?
that literally cancels out my super power

The women turn into mem when you fruck them

Oh my f**king christ lol f**k off XD

i wish to be in creative mode

You turn green

nice

"you may not sleep now, there are monsters nearby"

0 _ 0

Invulnerability.

You die

X_X

Invisibility

but your eyes are allways visible

Nobody can hear you when you are invisible

I choose this one.

the ability to commit life not

You live forever

I can make shut someone up instantly

you also can't speak

side-effect resistance

You get 1 million dollars and a dog. Oh wait you have side-effects resistance so nvm

I don't even like dogs

Ok

I get super strength and high agility B)

but your legs dont work so you have a wheelchair

can I pick another power?

no. GET IN THE WHEELCHIAR

NO I WANT A REDO

GIVE ME A REDO

"Your legs dont work like they used to before*

you're crippled

AW WHAT THE FFFF-