S N I F F

oh, why sniff tho

yes

Take you to see the most hilarious movie I can find, because you are adorable and I want to see you laugh so hard you can barely stand because you deserve that amount of happiness.

hey hans this thing will come in useful as a flammenwerfer

what does that mean?

flammenwerfer means flamethrower, in this case its infact a waterwerfer

so you wanna throw me?

ja

so, how does that help me? you could've just used flareon over there for a flamethrower

Cuddle :D

:) thanks *cuddle back*

You welcome >w<

*h u g*

cage

what do you wanna do tho

put you in cage

why put me in a cage

so i can then put you in a zoo

why else would i put you in a cage-

I'm not savage. I won't bite.

ok chains then. maybe ropes actually. chains make a lot of noise

why do you want to capture me

so i can put you in a zoo so people can look at you and pay me money to see blue creature

c o n s u m e

*worridly* why does everyone want to eat me

no i meant consuming this

oh. Could I have some?

well sure have one

aw man my comment got deleted

yeah. you are NOT gonna blend me

my bad ;>;

ok *hug* thanks

I have no idea why, but as soon as you said that, I searched sully in the meme search tab and saw this image

so I click on it and instantly see sulley's face and start cry laughing

lmao

no I guess I'll hug you back now in a non awkward way

I'd make sushi from you

bro, I'm not sushi

You can be

nah. I'm not a shapeshifter

But you're a water type...you can be made into sushi once I kill you

One last question: why does everyone want to eat me?

Traditional

can you get away from traditions? Nobody wanted to eat me when I was in my first pokemon game!

I did.

pls don't cook me

I won't
Who the hell cooks sushi

thank you *tight huggo*

*hugs and then stabs with katana*
✨S U S H I✨

ouch...
*Staggers to the medicine cabinet*

*stabs head repeatedly*

*Ouch*

don't. please. I'll make you my best friend.

I prefer food
*Proceeds to murder Pokémon*

*literally f**king dies*
well... what the hell was this?)

*makes Pokémon sushi wrap and eats*
Mm, crunchy