Auditor: “Don’t pick fights..”

whats happening?

Auditor: “nothing, yet.”

ummm what seems to be the problem?

Auditor: “It’s rude to show your middle finger to everyone.”

sorry im just kinda dead and grouchy right now I just moved out here and the moving put a wreck on me could I get you anything?

Auditor: no

okay then um i have to serve other tables come get me when you need anything *leaves*

He sits down

*comes back 20 minutes later to check up on auditor* need anything?

No

Sup broseph

yo

Nice hair bro

thx took me awhile to do it

What're you doing here by yourself?

smoking taking a break from the burger joint I work at

You do know that's gonna be the death of you right?
Try holding back on it.

i mean better than alcohol to be fr

Well yeah, why not try gum? It's supposed to give same sensation sans the effects

ill give it a try on my next pay check I kinda spent all my cash on clothes and food for my new apartment

Here. *Gives pack of chewing gum*

cya

thx *takes it and chews*

Alright, I'll see you around! *Walks away*

“WOAH DUDE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FINGER!?”

mhhh? oh this im not sure what happened it was kinda there for as long as I can remember

“Dude! Your finger looks like a hot dog with a big black head!”

i mean you could day that i have no control of how its formed

say*

“Oh my god that is gross...you can’t get plastic surgery or something?”

i dont have the cash...

“Wow that sucks”

ig anyways who are you?

Ayo

yo

nice cut bro

thx took me awhile to get it

I would bet

yea i just moved out of my parents and I'm on my own it takes weeks to actually get myself anything

well, I wish you luck with that

thx *lights another cig*

Well uh, I gotta run. Good luck on movin out

thank you i have to go back to work anyways my hour is *heads back into the happy humbles burger barn*

Ight, cya

ok *leaves to serve more tables*