POV: You see him near a tree reading a book wdyd?

(this makes one sense to me he likes logic puzzles but he also HATES logic puzzles)

(*no)

(He hates it when there is zero logic in them)

(oh k)

(so you here to rp?)

(yeah lol)

(ok)

Enderpearl: *reading a book*

mike: hm? oh hello!

Enderpearl: Oh hello there!

mike: so who are you?

Enderpearl: I am an enderman

oh, that's your name? an enderman?

Enderpearl: No, My name is Enderpearl.

oh haha! my name is mike!

Enderpearl: interesting name. But please do not stare into my eyes. I get panic attacks when that happens..."

oh alright! -looks down at book-

Enderpearl: *quickly closes the book*

-digs through bag- -pulls out dark tinted goggles-

Enderman: W-what are you doing?

*puts dark tinted goggles on- there! now i can look at other endermen with out ticking them off

Enderpearl: oh. :P

yeah!

Enderpearl: Finally I don't have to worry about not staring at you.

:)

i'mma put on this white hoodie too.

Steve: *casually looking for diamonds*

Enderpearl: *looks at Steve but doesn’t stare at him. He continues to read his book*

Steve: *sees enderpearl* dont mind me

Enderpearl: *speaking perfect english* I recommend you find diamonds on coordinate 12 level. I found plenty of diamonds on that level.

Steve: oh ok*finds diamonds* thanks

Enderpearl: No problem.

*more people come, they ain't from minecraft though*
Roblox Noob: AAAAA

Enderpearl:

Roblox Noob: *breaks legs*

Enderpearl: O_O

Roblox Noob: help

Enderpearl: *tries to fix Roblox noob's legs with a book of mending*

*it works*
Roblox Noob: oh thanks

Enderpearl: No problem

Roblox Noob: wanna hear a riddle that almost nobody can answer

Roblox Noob: wanna hear a riddle that almost nobody can answer

Enderpearl: I accept the challenge

Noob: If professor X can move things with his mind, why can't he move his legs?

Enderpearl: Because he doesn't have legs.

Noob: *breathe in* FUUU

Enderpearl:

Noob: did I get you thinking atleast

Enderpearl: I heard that question multiple times. and I always tell them: How am i supposed to think when i already knew the answer?

Roblox Noob: alright then here's a hard one
Noob: if there's 3 crewmates in one room, and there's one impostor, how can the impostor get away without being known as the impostor?

Enderpearl: Kill one of the crewmates, then you win.

Noob: imma explain a little more
Noob: Theres 10 crewmates, and one impostor. The one impostor and 3 crewmates are in the same room. How is the impostor able to kill a crewmate without being caught?

enderpearl: Wait till the first crewmate leaves. then close the doors and kill the second crewmate and jump into a vent.

Noob: What if he never leaves?

Enderpearl: wait for them to leave when they do

Noob: do you wanna know the answer because your just saying the same thing

Enderpearl: No, don’t tell me. *starts to think for a bit*

Noob: maybe i got you

Enderpearl: !HCTIB A FO NOS UOY

*starts to scream at self in anger and enderman language curses intensifies*

Noob: Wanna know the answer now?

Enderpearl: Yes, what is it?

Noob: Have all crewmates stack up, get in the stack, and kill a crewmate. They won't know who did it, so you can get a kill without being caught.

Enderpearl: That is a stupid idea. People can still see you killing the crewmate and it never works!

Noob: *shows video of it working* ive even done it

Enderpearl: *rage scream at self*

Noob: oh fu