context: Tanner is apart of an anomaly containment group, something like the SCPF

Milk: YOULL NEVER CATCH ME

the oncoming army of 1000,000,000 tanks, men, helicopters, jets and other military equipment: how bout i do anyway

Milk: *compresses all of them to a cube the size of his mouth and eats them all* No :)

ya know, the group has magic abilities too right? they can spawn a gun, or un-shrink themselves

Now he didn't shrink them he crushed them

No*

they have the magical UNO Reverse Card doe...

in fact, we duped the Uno Reverse cards

Nani.

yep.

Just wait until you dupe a UNO Block Card.