also fyi, my kris is female, sorry is that sorta annoys you.

Spamton: HEY EVERY ___!! IT'S ME!!

Susie: OH F**K NO! *throws spamton into the sun*

Spamton: *moves out of the way* EV3RY BUDDY'S FAVORITE [Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]

Kris: we're just trying to have a chill day in the park for gods sake, go suck dick spamton

Spamton: WH4T? YOU DON'T WANT MY [HugeDeals]?

Kris: anyways where tf is ralsei?
Ralsei: Sorry i just got done watching gravity falls, OH GOD NOT SPAMTON

Spamton: WELL IF IT ISN'T... R4L SEI! H-HE-HEY HEY!!

Ralsei: *intense dutch gibberish* GO THE HELL AWAY SPAMTON!
*ralsei literally kicks spamton into a tree*

Spamton: *hops out of the tree*

Kris: GO***MNIT!

5q1fau.jpg (click to show) Tricky: Who the hell are you people?

Kris: From a lil game called deltarune, you might have heard of it before.

Tricky: Grunts don't really talk about videogames in Nevada, they're mostly focused on stopping Hank's bullshit.

Chris: anyone want to commit some murders

Susie: HELL YEAH BITCH!
Ralsei and Kris: OH GOD NO!

Chris: *has an ak47 and starts murdering people while laughing maniacally*

Susie: ok for once i'm gonna hold that thought

Rose: ..hello?

Ralsei why hello there!
Kris: sup dude
Susie: *ominous silence*

Rose: ..

Ralsei: susie i think you're freaking them out...
Susie: *Even more ominous silence*

Rose: ?

Susie: ........bred
*Throws a piece of bread in rose's face*

Rose: ..! What was that?

Susie: bred

Rose: oh..