DR. BRIGHT IS NOT ALLOWED TO FEED ANYTHING WITH PEANUT BUTTER TO KAIN. TELLING NEW RESEARCHERS THAT YOU CAN TAME SCP-682 WITH A ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER AND A TUMMY RUB IS RIGHT OUT. NO LONGER ALLOWED TO CHALLENGE ABLE TO UNWINNABLE GAMES LIKE TIC-TAC-TOE. IT WAS THREE WEEKS BEFORE ABLE CONCEDED A DRAW. SCP-018 IS NOT TO BE TAUNTED! GIVING 113 TO DIOGENES IS JUST PLAIN POINTLESS. ATTEMPTING TO DISPROVE 343, TO 343, IS A HORRIBLE IDEA. AGENTS ARE STILL STUDYING THE RESULTING PAPERWEIGHT, SUPPOSEDLY SO HEAVY THAT 343 SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO LIFT IT. WHILE IT IS TRUE THAT "NO ONE EXPECTS THE SCP INQUISITION!", THAT IS ONLY BECAUSE THERE IS NO SUCH THING. DR. BRIGHT IS NOT KING OF ANYWHERE. OR QUEEN.