Oh, a clean one. How about: Fun fact- taking your chickens for a walk while drinking liquor burns body fat 15% faster! Or, Two girls walking abreast. And a thigh. And a leg... or...🤔
It's difficult to choose ... I very recently found a fantastic Russian site (Where I found the above) - a great resource for images
https://kaifolog.ru/photo-prikoly/
You can use the Google 'translate this page' - It works really well :~)
Cool. My wife said it looks like a movie she's seen, but can't remember. How about- Ladies, if your men won't go for a walk with you, then just take their... Oops, still not clean...😄
I was thinking of a caption about pre-op transexuals as their skirts are short and you can clearly see their c**ks ... but fortunately, I resisted the urge !