I WILL OUT-SIMP COLONEL_BUBONIC

You can't do that

You don't wanna do that

My level of simping concerns even me

damn

Yet doom stays eternal.

I will defeat you

and I can defeat you

I shall become the ultimate simp

and you won't stop me

You seriously can't I legit was tempted to hold a lighter to my arm and pretend it was Colonel burning me,

I imagine myself as Ochako Uraraka just to pretend that he's dating me

Yeah but mine is worse