Splatoon OC's required

Jacob ( octoling form, still lol ): :O

[Current Character: Unregistered Octoling, Convict of the SCP facility. Health: 100%]
Well, so much for that plan...

Jacob: Bruh

Yup.

Jacob: hm

So, now what?

Jacob: yes

Think we should go back down?

Jacob: No . . .

Where do we go then?

Jacob: Hmmmmmmmm

Well, I think we should go back down the tunnels.

Jacob: I don't think we should, I think I saw something back there

Well, was it just one, or more than one?

Jacob: Many, I think it was . . .

The tunnel exploded, collasping

Jacob: . . . bombs

Well f**k.

Jacob: yea

I hope you aren't afraid of this shit...

Jacob: I've seen worse

You sure?

Jacob: yes

Well, who knows how long it will be before rescue arrives?

Jacob: Yes

Chris (but splatoon cause I love your rps): hey dude, this looks bad

[Current Character: Unregistered Octoling, Convict of the SCP facility. Health: 100%]
I can see that...

Chris: so, we’re gonna need a home base, so to speak.

Where would be a good choice? Everything in this city is infested.

Chris: well, we need somewhere… there! *he points to a small house* we’ll have to fight a few, but it’s good

Fine, but you're in charge of barricades.

Chris: ok

Come on.
*I proceed to run to the small house*

Chris: *running, but he’s slow cause he’s carrying the barricades*

Hurry up!
*I am firing at the undead*

Chris: *literally sprinting while also shooting the undead*

Come on dude, running out of rounds!

Chris: *gets there and starts setting up barricades while also tossing them a few magazines*

Thanks.
*I begin to fend the undead off*

Chris: *also fending them off*

How many of these things are there in this city?

Chris: I’d estimate about 5,000,000

Sometimes I wish there were more rounds than undead in this city.
*I reload*

Chris: well, there’s always melee weapons

Did you at least get the backpack?

Chris: ah f**k I didn’t

Well, that's just great.

Chris: *sighs*

I'm sure we can figure out what we can use.

Chris: yeah

Like, 2X4s, or pipes, or maybe some knives.

Chris: well I did bring a machete in my tool belt

Is it sharp?

Chris: sharpened it every day since July

Is it rusty?

Chris: no

Then we can use it.

Chris: ok and *creates combat knife out of thin air because he still has that ability*

*I loot a duffle bag and find stuff from Harran*
Well, this will do well.

(WTH is harran)
Chris: good, good

We can use this stuff to keep ourselves safe.
(Harran is a city in Dying Light)

Chris: it’s good they turned it into a tourist spot once the virus went away.

How is it you know about tourist spots up here? We've been up here for only a minute and everything has been going wrong since. And didn't you see the military cars and trucks? The military must've been here evacuating everyone.

Chris: I went there once before the outbreak

And you never told me?

Chris: I didn’t think it was important, ok?!

A map would've been a little helpful...

Chris: yeah, guess it wouldv- *loud gasp* *pulls out a (thankfully empty) water gun* we need to keep this safe

I don't think ink or water guns are going to do the trick... Didn't you see that one undead in the tunnels? And besides, I'm an Ammune, meaning I have to stick with the actual firearms.

Chris: you have a point, but let’s keep it with us just in case. (Btw what does ammune mean)

(A special gene in Inklings and Octolings that make them human, doesn't change their appearance, but its a very rare one, much more rare in Octolings)
I got my Glock 17, think that may be enough.

Chris: I got my SCAR-L. Btw, I found these by an inkling I killed. *he holds out some desert eagles (haha reference to cam go brrr)*

Hmm, .50 cal pistols, we can use these to our advantage, damage is great, clip size is good, recoil is something, nice work.

Chris: eh, I prefer regular pistols. The trade off of damage for ROF/recoil is great

Damage means everything. Especially when we are here.

Chris: yeah, but I’ve noticed that you can reasonably aim when you fire one bullet per second, and one shot=one kill, but you can fire 5 BPS with a regular pistol, and 3 shots kills one of those suckers. Therefore, a pistol is better for horde control than a handcannon

Look, a gun is a gun, let's leave it at that.

Chris: yeah

Good.