Tuxedo Winnie The Pooh

sauce be like:

Go choke on your crippled dick

its not my fault u gay

I'm not gay
And it's not my fault you bashed your dick with a hammer

it actually is, we were talking on here and you distracted me as i was going down the ladder

That shit is on you for falling

wow, did you actually listen to what happened?
i didnt fall dumbass

But you seem like the type of orphan to fall dumbass

i still got a mom
u more orphan than me bitch

But you have no dad f**king idiot lol

unlike you
my dad came back after getting the milk

My dad didn't need to get milk bitch
We have a lifetime supply of your mother's tit milk

we were doing that too
but then your mom died so we had to start buying it again

:d

LMFAOAOOAOAO

XDDD

Lmao

NO

y
es

This is just uNtrUe.
😔

LMFAO CAP-

XDDDDdyhjjhfssvnjkolkmjjhhuhssss
Me who's bi:

e
sauce who is gay:

Oop
And yet you still have passionate feelings for him

ye
wh- i- wh- uh

y e s

He's way straighter than I would ever be.
I'm crooked af.

so wait, you're gay?

I'm 69% gay and 31% straight.
I'm bi.

thats fair
im deciding on straight or bi rn

yes

what happens if sauce is driving and his GPS tells him to go straight?

sauce: welp this is the end boys

sauce to his bf: *salutes*

wallhammer: :')

pffft

fr
he a simp istfg

Next one: I am a criminal in multiple countries

yes

Nah
I prefer bent

SAMEE LMFAO

Me who's 69% gay, and 31% straight.
I'm curvy too?

YAS

a

gae

a

gae