happy kid

*downvotes aggressively*

*cries

*fbi breaks through the window* im sorry kid but you are under arrest for begging for upvotes, you will serve up to 69 years in jail.

*gets out nerf gun* PIT YOUR WEAPONS DOWN OR I WILL SHOOT *jumps out window but is secretly a fairy so flies away*

*calls in a tank* im sorry, i didnt wnat to do this. *fires the tank at the fairy flying away* *calls mom* hey mom quik question: how do you cook fairy?

*uses magical fairy powers and revives then pulls out uno reverse card and blows you up with a tank

*as the smoke from the explosion goes away, as you see me standing in the middle of it, unharmed holding a SKIP CARD* "foolish mortal, you live in a life of my creation, now you privilege of life is forfeited. fall to the earth and parish!!!!" *as I finish saying that i rise up dramatically and shoot a epic laser out of my hand and as i do you parrish into dust and blow away* "i'm a big boy now!"

*i get revived by edward cullen then pull out an uni reverse card then a block card

you just don't give up, do you? dont worry, i will make you go out as painfully as i can *i pick up a building and throw it at you, and i knock out all of your cards at once* im sorry young one, but you picked the wrong battle to fight in *as you slowly crawl out of the rubble, with blood oozing down almost every hole in your face, you are extremely injured, and cant get up* you are like a puppet in this world of my creation. you were hopeless from the beginning." as i finish i stomp as hard as i can on your stomach, shattering your ribs and puncturing your lungs, killing you, with a smile on my face.* "good" i say

*gets revived

*becomes king kong and crushes you with joy

nah thats not how that works you cant get away with typing that little and you cant just get revived out of nowhere like that makes no sense

i was revived by the invisible kid in hotel transylvania

how do you become king kong?

i ate a transformation pill that the invisible guy gave me

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