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Normal Destroy Dick December is where you nut as many times that day according to the date. So on the 1st December you nut once, 2nd December you nut twice, etc. You may have heard of other, harder versions such as adding the dates up, so day one is 1, day two is 1 + 2, etc. But extreme Destroy Dick December is where you nut as many times that day according to the date factorial.
On Day 1 it's not so bad. It's just 1, so you nut once. Day 2 isn't bad either, since 1 x 2 = 2. Day 3, 1 x 2 x 3 = 6, so a little challenging but nothing too major. Day 4 is where it really starts though. 4! is 24. So that's nutting once every hour. Day 5 gets worse. 5! is 120. 120 / 24 = 5, which means you nut 5 times per hour. Day 6: 720 times per day. That translates to 30 times per hour or once every 2 minutes. Maybe possible if you've taken copious amounts of every stimulant drug on the planet.
Day 7 is where you have to start rejecting your humanity. 7! = 5040. 5040 / 24 = 210. 210 / 60 = 3.5. 60 / 3.5 is about 17, so that's nutting once every 17 seconds.
Day 8, oh god please stop. 8! is 40320, that divided over 24 hours is 1680 times per hour. that / 60 is 28 times per minute. Per f**king minute. So once every ~2.1 seconds, you have to nut. This is getting insane.
You can see the pattern here. By December 31st you'd be a dehydrated corpse, but if you somehow survived:
31! is 8.22 x 10^33.
That / 24 is 3.43 x 10^32.
That / 60 is 5.71 x 10^30.
Divide by 60 again and you get 9.52 x 10^28.
Divide by 1000 and it's 9.52 x 10^25 times. Every millisecond. An incomprehensibly large number of nuts every millisecond, if someone could please calculate the amount of energy required for that it'd be greatly appreciated, i'm done with this
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Wth, this man is gonna be a prodigy someday ,(6.5)
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FBgodhands
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what did you do
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I lied to myself
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oh no
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Can't trust FBGODHANDS man. Such an asshole sometimes
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I have done done done done done done done done done nothing but teleport bread for threeeeeeeeeeeeeeee days
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Noice
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WHeee
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13 (look at the long thread with inertia. Lol),
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ratio
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Frick
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James Marson what did you to with big chungus
We know you're the sus imposter and i saw you vent in electrical
What did you do with that wish delivery the other week James
Use code "amongus" for a 20 dollar discount on James Marson merch
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Me/myself
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hAhA, yOu DoN't kNoW mE.

But do it anyway because I'm bored :/
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skidapbopbahabapshdusdfhfhfhhfh
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rip
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Hm?
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COMMENT YOUR/SOMEONE'S NAME AND ILL TELL YOU (EVENTUALLY) HOW MUCH OF A FRIEND YOU ARE ON A SCALE OF 1-10; (11, MEANS I'M CRUSHING YOU)