RP TIME

winter :"who the f**k is that guy "

mr.scifi: your awake.

winter:"who are you?"

mr.scifi: im mr.scifi and do you like your new body

winter:"what did you do?"

mr.scifi: oh nothing just gave you a new look

winter:"did you add a tail"

mr.scifi: did I stutter?

winter:*sighs*

mr.scifi: what? you should be happy

winter:"why"

mr.scifi: because who wouldn't love to be a furrie?

winter:"lets see "

mr.scifi: yes lets see

winter:"can i go ?"

mr.scifi: sure but remember if you want to know anything else you come to me NOT ANY ONE ELSE

Jacob: ???

mr.scifi: your awake

Jacob: w h a t

“HOLY SH-(oh wait can I?) WHATS GOING ON?! WHY AM I HERE?!” I panicked

mr.scifi: welcome

“WELCOME?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN WELCOME?!” I show symptoms of ASR (acute stress reaction)

mr.scifi: like your new body?

“What?! New body?!” I look down at myself

*you see fur and a tail*

mr.scifi: dont worry youll get use to it

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM HIDEOUS!!!” I curl up in a ball and start sobbing on the floor “HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REPRODUCE NOOOOOOWWW!?!?!” I continue sobbing

(what animal do you choose)

mr.scifi: you know being a furry is not bad

(Dog) “Not that bad?! NOT THAT BAD?! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A GIRL FRIEND HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE A KID OR PLAY VIDEO GAMES OR-(I gasp) I CANT EAT MY CHIPS!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOUR THE EVILEST PERSON ALIIIIIVE!!!” I say with tears dripping from my eyes

mr.scifi: Im not that evil. your anthropomorphic dog or furrie for short. I even made it so you can eat your chips which I have no idea what they are

I show my paws “HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT CHIPS WITH THESE HAIRS SACKS OF...I DONT EVEN KNOW WHATS IN THESE THINGS BECAUSE IVE NEVER BEEN A COMPLETELY OTHER BEING YOU MANIAC! HOW DID YOU EVEN MANAGE TO DO THAT?!”

mr.scifi: yelling is unhealthy you know and also I have a friend who is anthropomorphic bunnie and can eat chips

“HOW WOULD I KNOW YELLING IS UNHEALTHY FOR THIS NEW BODY!? AND I DONT EVEN KNOW IF I SHOULD BE MAD, SAD, OR SURPRISED BECAUSE THIS HAS NEVER BEEN DONE IN HISTORY!!!”

mr.scifi: the yelling being unhealthy was a joke. anyways you'll meet my friend here in a little bit

“FRIEND?! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!

*mr.scope walks in as his anthropomorphic bunnie body sits down on a chair near by*

mr.scope: hello my friend here is telling me your having a hard time with your body

" Huh?" He spun in a circle ( leopard seal is a good animal)

mr.scifi: hello

“ What happened?”

mr.scifi: I think your new body explains it

" Did you do this?" * aggressive trills and hoots*

mr.scifi: no you did it to yourself

" how?!?"

mr.scifi: remember that man selling pills to help anything? well just saying you buying those pills says everything

" Well now Im a f**king seal!"

mr.scifi: SEAL FURRIE! man if furries can get them right so can you. gosh

" Oh."

mr.scifi: if you want to be back to normal your gonna have to spend a ENTIRE DAY of your normal things as a seal furrie

" Tf am I supposed to eat? Baby penguins?"

mr.scifi: what the hell? im not that twisted! you can eat the normal stuff you eat.

" ight."