OK, I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
I CLICKED ON A LINK FOR NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES, THINKING IT WAS A PRANK.
IT WASN'T A PRANK.
THANK GOD I DIDN'T USE ANY OF THE CODES.
WHAT DO I DO?!
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SOVIET MARCH
THE SOVIET UNION IS BEATING SWORN ENEMIES!
IMPERIALISTS, MASTERS OF THE SHACKLES.
GET UP PROLETARIAN, TEAR THE SLAVE WHIP
AND THE WHOLE WORLD WILL SING THE VICTORIOUS ANTHEM!
UNDER THE RED BANNER INTO A SINGLE UNION
ALL ARE UNITED BY THE GREAT RUSSIA
INTO AN INDESTRUCTIBLE, RELIABLE STRONGHOLD
WHERE LENIN LEADS US TO COMMUNISM!
GET UP OFF YOUR KNEES THE WORLD OF HUNGRY SLAVES
NOW WE ARE ONE AND EVERYONE IS READY
BOLDER COMRADE, BREAK THE CHAINS OF EVIL
THERE IS A STRUGGLE FOR A JUST CAUSE!
FORWARD TO VICTORY FOR OUR COUNTRY!
WE WILL BE FAITHFUL TO THE RED BANNER!
AND LENIN ILLUMINATED OUR GREAT PATH!
HE INSPIRED US TO THIS FEAT
THE SOVIET UNION IS BEATING SWORN ENEMIES!
IMPERIALISTS, MASTERS OF THE SHACKLES.
GET UP PROLETARIAN, TEAR THE SLAVE WHIP
AND THE WHOLE WORLD WILL SING THE VICTORIOUS ANTHEM!
UNDER THE RED BANNER INTO A SINGLE UNION
ALL ARE UNITED BY THE GREAT RUSSIA
INTO AN INDESTRUCTIBLE, RELIABLE STRONGHOLD
WHERE LENIN LEADS US TO COMMUNISM!