MOM:YOU MISSED SCHOOL.
ME:I'VE BEEN SICK FOR A WHOLE WEEK MOM.
MOM:THEN WAIT, WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT IF YOU ARE SICK?
ME:BECAUSE IF I WEAR A HOODIE THEN I MIGHT GET COLD, THEREFORTH, THE COLD WILL TAKE DOWN MY FLU.
MOM:THATS NOT HOW LIFE WORKS,YOU'LL GET EVEN MORE SICK. ME:THEN WHY IS MY BRAIN LIKE IT IS?
MOM:BECAUSE THATS HOW YOUR FATHERS BRAIN WORKED AT YOUR AGE!.
