The virgin Isolationist vs the Chad Expansionist; Got us Hawaii! Believed doing nothing was the key to a good presidency; Did more in his 4 years than Cleveland did in twice the time; Famous war veteran; Boring teacher; Raped a woman and then had her institutionalized Married someone he knew since she was a baby; Didn't smoke in any photos because he didn't want to be a bad influence on children; Defended his assassin while dying
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