“Hey Squiddy!”
“Leave me alone, spongebob.”
“The weirdmaggeddon’s beginning Squidward!”
“Oh shuttu- the what?? Spongebob what have you done???”
“Oh, silly, I’m not square pants. I’m not even square! But I’m actually Bill Cipher!”
“Spongebob this isn’t funny!”
“You’re right. This is hilarious!”
They turn to see bikini bottom in ruins, and weirdmageddon is in full swing.