If I saw her I’d say “hey you wanna see something funny?” Then smash my head into a locker while screaming as I fall to the floor, holding my forehead with my fingers
“I can do better!” I take off my shoe and throw it then take off my sock then throw it then hold my toe and dislocate it with my hands. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!”