*washing machine finishes*
Sub: f**k in nearly drowned in there
“He’s the perfect toy for kids of all ages”
*a bunch of kids come and start grabbing at me*
sub: NONONO
*scene of being tortured by kids ends*
“Whoops! Looks like he’s got a rip, let’s get the mending kit that comes absolutely free!”
Sub: NO NOT THE KIT IM FINE IM DEAD AND I CAN HEA-
*getting fixed*
*the screen turns black, screams, the sound of fire and roars can be heard*
*the thing in the image is on screen, ripping apart someone*
*it goes back to normal*