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dolphin facts bitches | THEY HATE OTHER SPECIES’ BABIES, TOO DOLPHINS LOVE TO PLAY WITH TOYS, BUT WHAT DO THEY DO WHEN A TOY ISN’T READILY AVAILABLE? WHY, THEY USE BABY SHARKS INSTEAD. IN ONE INSTANCE THEY WERE CAUGHT USING A BABY SHARK AS A MAKESHIFT VOLLEYBALL AND TOSSED THE POOR THING BACK AND FORTH IN SOME SORT OF PERVERSE GAME UNTIL HUMANS JUMPED IN AND PUT A STOP TO IT. DOLPHINS ARE SOME OF THE MOST INTELLIGENT ANIMALS ON EARTH, BUT THOSE LARGER THAN AVERAGE BRAINS ARE USED FOR NEFARIOUS PURPOSES. MALES HAVE A HABIT OF COMING TOGETHER AND STEALING AWAY FEMALES FROM OTHER PODS. FLIPPER IS PROBABLY EVERYONE’S FAVORITE SEA CREATURE IF YOU FORGET ABOUT THAT LITTLE GUY NAMED NEMO. THAT’S BECAUSE DOLPHINS ARE CUTE, INTELLIGENT, AND PRETTY FRIENDLY. YOU CAN EVEN SWIM ALONGSIDE THEM IN SOME PLACES. DON’T LET THAT ADORABLE APPEARANCE FULL YOU, THOUGH—THESE GUYS CAN BE MAJOR JERKS WHEN THEY WANT TO BE. | image tagged in dangerous dolphin,and that's a fact | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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THEY HATE OTHER SPECIES’ BABIES, TOO DOLPHINS LOVE TO PLAY WITH TOYS, BUT WHAT DO THEY DO WHEN A TOY ISN’T READILY AVAILABLE? WHY, THEY USE BABY SHARKS INSTEAD. IN ONE INSTANCE THEY WERE CAUGHT USING A BABY SHARK AS A MAKESHIFT VOLLEYBALL AND TOSSED THE POOR THING BACK AND FORTH IN SOME SORT OF PERVERSE GAME UNTIL HUMANS JUMPED IN AND PUT A STOP TO IT. DOLPHINS ARE SOME OF THE MOST INTELLIGENT ANIMALS ON EARTH, BUT THOSE LARGER THAN AVERAGE BRAINS ARE USED FOR NEFARIOUS PURPOSES. MALES HAVE A HABIT OF COMING TOGETHER AND STEALING AWAY FEMALES FROM OTHER PODS. FLIPPER IS PROBABLY EVERYONE’S FAVORITE SEA CREATURE IF YOU FORGET ABOUT THAT LITTLE GUY NAMED NEMO. THAT’S BECAUSE DOLPHINS ARE CUTE, INTELLIGENT, AND PRETTY FRIENDLY. YOU CAN EVEN SWIM ALONGSIDE THEM IN SOME PLACES. DON’T LET THAT ADORABLE APPEARANCE FULL YOU, THOUGH—THESE GUYS CAN BE MAJOR JERKS WHEN THEY WANT TO BE.