Mini Cooper’s NDS (Nuclear Defence System)™️ ACTIVATED

Only 69? Weakness!

I have 69,420 more nukes that have already been developed. If you think it’s mayhem, you ain’t seen nout yet. :)

I'm glad you're also a fan o total nuclear annihilation. You would make a good apocalypse party general!

Apocalypse Party? Pah, so weak compared to the Mini Cooper Party, which seems friendly but has a massive dark side.

Sure the F1 party has bombs and guns. But they don't know the secret of steel!

How do you know one of our rubber stamp secret Congress parties?

Apocalypse party knows all. True warriors worship the H-bomb and suffering!

Okay, name all our rubber stamp parties. I dare you.

The BFs and the CM punks. If there are anymore, they will just end up getting nucked to hell anyway.

Wrong.
Mini Cooper is Main
F1 is secondary
Anglo Association, NASCAR, Newcastle United and Football Fascism are our other rubber stampers.

That's just more cannon fodder for the Apocalypse party to burn!