Charizard, HE'S MINE BACK OFF

*moans*

How can you moan when I stabbed your crotch and made it bleed…

Kinky

N o

Yes

Yes

I followed you btw

Yes

OH NO NOT A SPOON

*sprouts out arms and legs and chases you with a spoon* HAHAHA YES

*cuts your legs off with an axe*

*stops and grows some more* Don’t do that >:(

OH SHIT IT CAN GROW BACK ITS BODY *speeds away*

*sprints* IT?!

OHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIT!!!!! *flies*

*stops and looks for something I can fly with* Damn it! *steals a helicopter*

*flies into the blades and breaks them with my rock hard co- I mean body*

*throws the spoon at you so hard it stabs your crotch before I fell into the ocean*

Yes

How long is this going to last?

Eternity

🥄

*snatches*

It's truly revolutionary

Yes

If your a charizard made of cum

Did you absorb the 1000 charizards

Who in the hell would think of that, let alone ask that…

My little brother how took my phone when I went to my room to grab something

Yes

Sorry my brother took my phone just ignore that question

Never

Ohok

Ye

Why

Because

Cuz y

Majik

No problem

Hehe

BTW I gave you a follow

:0

I give back owo

Wot

Charizard is now mine

I summon like 1000 charizards

Delicious

Wait... is that... VORE????!!!!!

No, cannibalism

Your a charizard too?!

I'm a cum lord

Cumizard (a charizard made out of cum)

Precisely

*we all died from cringe*

For I am charizard and resist

I have an axe and I will cut your limbs off

Then consume your flesh

Bet

Uuuuuuuhhhh