memers know this one.

Bambi: Who goes there?!

Chip: uhhh who are you?

I commit call of duty and get my MP5K with a holographic optic sight and a flash light. The multiplayer countdown starts and I wait for the game to start

huh.

“Well...are you friendly?”

depends what ya do..

“Like this?” I poke it with the MP5K

snaps it in half and aim hand cannon at him.* yes.

“Uhhhh” I quickly pull out my beretta M9 but don’t aim it at him

i can't be killed.

“Oh boy”

“Well it’s like they always say if you can’t beat’em, join’em”

“C-can you please put down the gun though?”

puts away cannon*

“Okay...”

I immediately run off but since I’m holding a small weapon I can sprint faster

i'm deactiveated at the point*

The countdown ends and I run around the map looking for an enemy

Chip activates

I see but don’t shoot it I walk up to it

Hmmm

I duck down to it legs and inspect it

Chip: what?

“AHHH” I back up and aim at it

what else did you expect? beeping?

“Uhhhhhh I didn’t expect you to say anything!”

Warps to him* you have no where to run, so why not join the fun? (FNAF 4 reference)

“WHAT THE HELL” I back up aiming the gun at him “Don't move or I’ll sh-sh-shoot that thing on your head whatever that I-is” I say nervously

thats my face and ears.

“Yeah sure whatever just let me le-oh god I just realized...I can’t leave. That would be out of bounds. I can’t leave until I’m dead or you are.” I say putting the gun down

you know who must die then...

“You?” I say

i just said i can't die...

“Ffffffffffffffffffffff well I don’t wanna die because I feel pain. Your just some robot thing so you don’t have pain or emotions...I’m guessing”

“And plus...I don’t really know how you would kill me like would you stab me? Or blast me? Or electrocute me? Or burn me? Or shoot me? Ya see there are many options here...”

“And even then I can just go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH“ I flail my arms still holding the gun and run around in circles

You got the species wrong, its suppost to be a toaster

HAHAHAHA!

You should correct it next time!

oh yah Sirius?

are we taking about harry potter now?

no! i am trash a spelling.

lol

but is his species toaster or was that a joke?

yes, according to the furry stream and reddit

oh...

ye

Alexa: Hello!

oh! hello again.

Alexa: *she giggled* How about we get to know each other?

ok.

Alexa: So, tell me about yourself.

my old name was Ian Firestart.

Alexa: I like that name.

until i turned into what i am now.

Alexa: Oh...I was made a protogen.

... or... that what they told you...

Alexa: No, my dad created me, he's a robot.

oh and who built him?

Alexa: A human. They built him to care for their children. He liked his job, but then...their house burnt down. Dad was the only survivor.

2 things: one that sounds ominous and sad at the same time and two, did the human work at Protogen Enterprises?

Alexa: No, my dad wasn't a protogen, he was a normal robot.

no i mean the human.

Alexa: No, the human didn't.

ok...

Alexa: Anyways.

uhh so how are you doing?

Alexa: Great!