inspired by mvperry

WHAT YOU WOULD SAY IF YOU OWNED A... HONDA: HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME? PORSCHE: SHE'S ABOUT ALL I NEED FORD: I BREAK PARTS, NOT HEARTS. DODGE: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DRAG RACE! PLYMOUTH: IT'S NOT THE SAME AS DODGE!!! GMC: THIS HERE IS OLD BUT GOLD CHEVY: THEIR TRUCKS LIKE TO BE GAY AND POINT THEIR TIRES AT EACH OTHER ARIEL: I'M A RICH BITCH LINCOLN: I NEED A NEW CAR! MUSTANG: MUSCLE CARS CAN'T CORNER SHIT. UNTIL NOW. HUMMER: LET'S TRADE CARS! ASTON MARTIN: I DON'T HAVE AN EGO! I'M THE BEST! BENTLEY: I'M LAZY? I DON'T NEED TO BE HARDWORKING! TOYOTA: CAMARO: YOUR CHARGER CAN CORNER? THAT'S CUTE. RAM:YOU CAN'T BEAT A 6-LITER ENGINE WITH A GIANT TURBO. COSWORTH: CHECK THIS F**KIN SHIT OUT!