THEY DON’T KNOW THAT IN MERE HOURS THE HORNS COULD POTENTIALLY REVERSE THEIR RRSO WOES, CATAPULT THEMSELVES INTO THE NATIONAL CONVERSATION, SECURE BIJAN AS A HEISMAN CANDIDATE, REVOLUTIONIZE THEIR IMAGE FOR FUTURE RECRUITS, AND PROPEL THE PROGRAM INTO AN ENTIRELY NEW ERA COINCIDING WITH THEIR ADMISSION INTO THE GREATEST CFB CONFERENCE EVER CONCEIVED OF.