I am a girl

im hungry,can you be my snack?

60%
maybe~

👀

row row row you boat gently down a stream
marly marly marly i can make you scream ;)

0__0
uhm ok XD

lol im just using ones ive heard
wanna hear my original one?

sure
should i be scared?

*pins you to the wall*both you and your kids will be calling me daddy when im done with you ;)

XD

Ding ding ding!
tell this man what he's won!

what did i win

A new Imgflip wife!

oop-

XD
aRe YoU rEjEcTiNg Me?!

not yet i just gotta ask roro

oop

owo

you remind me of my pinky toe. why well sooner or later im going to bang you on a table ;)

0////0
80%

:)

I love the stars, but none of them compares to the beauty of you.

Aww 60%

damn

is that a "didnt think i'd get that high" damn or a "i wish i got higher" damn?

i didn't think i would get anything lol

^u^ well i think it was a really sweet line
is it original?

yeah it is and you really did

:)

I feel like I can’t tell you how much I truly love you. So, come here and let my lips do the talking~ 😘

I tried .-.

are you a school cuz i wanna shoot kids inside you (*internally wheezing*)

what dafuq...
XDXDXD

XDDDDD

roses are red violets are blue. i hope you like me bc my bed has room for 2 ;)

80%

lol

*remembers that this is where we meet*
ha lol

i have at least 3 more want them?

sure

wanna try an Australian kiss? its like a french kiss but down under

80%

roses are red violets are blue get on your knees you know what to do

70%

hmmmmmm well i cant think of anymore but an orgasm a day keeps the worries away XD

cool

wanna be horny?

@///@ alright then

Why do i keep clicking on this image?

idk bro

Lol