VDB should move to (Saudi Money) Newcastle United FC

I mean, for us, he’d be a 2000% upgrade on Jeff Hendrick.

I made a 'Newcastle with Saudi money' team with him in the starting XI, it's only meant to be a joke though
https://www.futhead.com/22/squads/19845/

Seriously, I think we should sign VDB.

No, please don't
Please don't thrash Wolves (in the second half of the season), I'm beggin' you

NUFC 6-0 Wolves and that’s revenge for the 2-1 defeat at Moleniux.

I could see that coming in at least 3 years time
Or what if Wolves is relegated by that time?