and no i DONT MEAN THE DEER (im also running out of ideas)

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*grabs le kantana*

Chris: it’s good money

(Bambi grabs the gun before he can fire.)

(Bambi tends to his corn.)

Chris: *does a flip over him while firing dual uzis*

(Bambi dodges due to his quick reaction time.)
Bambi: Who goes there?!

Chris: *keeps on firing while eating his corn to anger him*

Bambi: MY CORN!!

Chris: what are you going to do? Cry?

Bambi: IF YOU EAT ANYMORE OF MY CORN, I'LL... I'LL... I'LL BREAK MY F**KING... PHONE!!

Chris: *shoots a 50 Cal through his head*

(Bambi dodges.)

Chris: f**k *uses his explosive submachinegun to make it so they can’t dodge*

" I'll kill his mom first. Then thumper."

i mean this one

Yvel: *watching from a distance*

(Bambi tends to his corn.)

Yvel: *Drops in front of him* Sup dude?

Bambi: Who goes there?!

Yvel: Yveltal,, god(ess) of death, not gonna tell you what im doing here cuz then you'd be prepared.

Bambi: Are you trying to steal my corn?!

Yvel: nope, tryna steal Y O U R L I F E

Bambi: Why you lying? You liar?

winter :*waits from him*

(Bambi tends to his corn.)

winter:*pulls out a railgun sniper and shoots him *

(Bambi dodges it due to his quick reaction time.)
Bambi: Who goes there?!

winter:* pulls out a minigun and fires *

(Bambi dodges.)
Bambi: You tryna steal my corn?!

winter:" let's get dirty " * runs at him*

Bambi: TAKE ONE MORE STEP AND I BREAK MY PHONE!!

winter "i don't care " *kicks him down*

Kawaii: little do they know, i'm after them, not bambi..

(Bambi brushes the corn away and stares at Nebula angrily.)

Nebula: *looks up at Bambi* who the [no no word >:c] are you

Bambi: WHO YOU?!!

Nebula: im Nebula

Bambi: Why you touchin my corn?!

Nebula: it was an accident, my friend pushed me out of that tree over there *points at the tree Kawaii and Icymallow and all the others are in*
Kawaii: *pokes head out from the tree and gives Nebula the middle finger* im not your friend *hisses meanly at her*

Bambi: Why they here?

Nebula: *nervous sweating* i have n-no idea!
Icymallow: Kawaii, why the WAFFLES N' SPAGETTI did you bring Nebula here?? you know she's terrible at hiding things.
Kawaii: you're worse.
Icymallow: ....you're not wrong, that's a good point.

Bambi: ...

Cherry: *pokes head out of the tree and cocks a shotgun at Bambi*

Bambi: ...

Cherry: d i e *shoots at Bambi*

Bambi: Huh? Did I hear something?

Kawaii: *hisses in a way that says "F**K F**K F**K F**K-" and jumps up into a nearby tree trying to hide*
(also Kawaii was being sarcastic she is after bambi she just said that because she's an idiot)

Bambi: Must just be my imagination...

Kawaii: krrrrrrrrr......

Bambi: ...

Kawaii: *crouches down lower in the tree, but then results in snapping a branch and making it fall off the tree*

Bambi: *looks at Kawaii* Who goes there?!

Kawaii: *acts fast and leaps higher up into the tree* f**k..
Icymallow: Kawaii, why did you come up here...? You know someone could fall out of their spo-
Nebula: *got pushed off the tree by Kawaii on accident* AAAAAAAAAAAAA- *falls into the corn* ow. w a i t -
Icymallow: Kawaiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...........
Kawaii: oopsie doodles.

Bambi: WHO TOUCH MY CORN!!

Nebula: WHY AM I SURROUNDED BY CORN I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING