trying to go along with the theme of spooky

Bambi: Who goes there?!

“I report suspicious activity to the police

oh yeah, forgot to mention, Xander is the one on top
and vanessa is the one on bottom

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Kedamono: *a purple-furred anthropomorphic creature wearing a mask stood near them, gobbling some chicken. His muzzle could be seen under his mask, and his teeth were very sharp*

Xander: one of the demons got loose, you wanna do the i honors?
Vanessa: why tf not lol

Kedamono: *he looked at them, and tilted his head, continuing to eat his chicken*

Vanessa: seeya
*she opens a portal to hell*

Kedamono: *he looked at the portal, then them, he then handed them a chicken leg*

Both: n o

Kedamono: *his mask went to a confused face, as he shrugged, then continued eating his chicken*

Xander: Anyways im gonna kick him in
*Xander then goes to kick him into the portal*

Kedamono: *meanwhile in hell, he came to, shaking his head. He then saw his spilled bucket of chicken legs, and wept*

Xander: maybe that was a little to rude, Maybe bring him back?
Vanessa: i guess.
*He is sent back to earth*

Kedamono: *he was curled up on the floor, covered in tears. His mask was crying as well.*

Vanessa: eat chicken
*throws a bucket of chicken at him*

Kedamono: *his mask had a happy expression as he enthusiastically gobbled it down*

Vanessa: at least he doesn't know what we were doing in there

Kedamono: *he tilted his head*

Vanessa: dont worry about it bud

Kedamono: *he slowly entered the warehouse*

Vanessa: *paralyzes him* I said, D O N T W O R R Y A B O U T I T

Kedamono: *his mask now was scared*

Vanessa: Now please walk away from the warehouse

Kedamono: *he sadly stepped away*

Hj: o^o||
Tom: ._.

Both: o h n o

Tom: Um... yea, we're just gonna make like a tree and-

*Vanessa pulls out a scythe, while Xander pulls out a sword*
Xander: F**K OFF FURRIES!
Vanessa: *screams in this https://youtu.be/faD6OGv-M_g?t=71 *

Tom: o-o *Grabs Hj and runs lik mothafukin' sonic*

*Sonic is fast, BUT SATAN AND HIS SISTER ARE FASTER*

Tom: LEAVE US THE F**K ALONE!
HJ: *Scared*

Vanessa: HAHA, N O !

Hj: *Stops in front of them and his Devil horns would come into view and his tail would be replaced with a devil tail*

Xander: try harder than that bud

Hj: *He'd turn into his complete demon for, His eyes would be like reptiles', his hands were black and sharp, his teeth were as sharp as a new shiny kitchen knife, and his eyes would be dark orange, he wouldn't be smol anymore, he'd be a tall demonic being*

Vanessa: you're about as threatening as an iron golem, f**ker.

HJ: B( Seriously? Cuz this is all I got m8.

Xander: *opens a portal and pouches HJ in the face* i opened that portal for no reason than to punch you

HJ: ow... :'(

Xander: i dare you to him me with your best shot.

Hj: Yea, no.

Xander pulls out his sword in a way that screams "do this or ill f**king kill you"

hj; OK! FINE! *Rocks form around his fist and punches him in the gut, his fist hit like a f**king semi-truck*

*A bit of blood comes out of Xander's mouth, but he just shakes the attack off"
Xander: that was weak sauce

HJ: *Growls and Punches him again, only harder*

*More blood, less pain*
Xander: *bursts out laughing a how weak that was*

HJ: -^- Your really pissing me off...

Alex:hello.