Recipe—
Preheat oven at 400 degrees Fahrenheit. Collect pepper, salt, and mango chutney. Place child on and let sit for 30 minutes for medium-rare, 35 minutes for medium, and and 60 minutes for extra-crispy. Enjoy!
Personally I hate the mango, and would rather replace with with snortable sour powder & pop rocks, and we all know the oven goes to 420 degrees and 69 minutes for extra delicious