they ready to break some minecraft physics TONIGHTTTTTTTTTTT

“ Hey everyone get in the portal!!! Me and AbcAlacamy found the fortress!!!”

<KawaiiTheIdioticSimpGod> lol no, i already the beat the ender dragon have the because
<StarTheSourSinlight> who else knew that my username is my youtube channel's name
<TeaTheShyCatBunny> i dont care
<StarTheSourSinlight> ok *sad noises*
<WatermelonTheCorruptedElectricCat> can someone kill Clover? she stole my cheetos and my PS5
<KawaiiTheIdioticSimpGod> shut up, that's normal in this stupid house we all have to share
<CloverTheSlightlyDepressed> i stole your PS5 because mom said it's my turn on it
<WatermelonTheCorruptedElectricCat> and what about the cheetos?
<CloverTheSlightlyDepressed> Kawaii stole them. i was just chilling with her
<WatermelonTheCorruptedElectricCat> oh
<LaurenTheWeirdTwoColorSkinned> *clock ticking noises*
<TeaTheShyCatBunny> why are you making clock ticking noises
<LaurenTheWeirdTwoColorSkinned> im listening to termination from fnf
<nebulaxd> no you aren't, you're on the f**king couch
<LaurenTheWeirdTwoColorSkinned> actually, you're wrong. i left the couch earlier to go eat a biscuit, then chill in the washing machine
<nebulaxd> oh
<ThatOneFeminineCatboyDragonNamedDrago> guys i found diamonds
<KawaiiTheIdioticSimpGod> nobody asked, nobody cares
<ThatOneFeminineCatboyDragonNamedDrago> oh ok ;-;
<IcymallowTheIcyMarshmallowCat> does anyone know where my army of cats went?
<KawaiiTheIdioticSimpGod> you gave them to me, since you moved into my house, remember?
<IcymallowTheIcyMarshmallowCat> oh right
<cherrylmao> WHO STOLE MY IRON HELMET
everyone bc im too lazy: not me
<cherrylmao> ok >:(

“ This is why me and my gang of 5 live far away from y’all.”
“ Mhm.”
“ :O a Baby zombie villager in full enchanted diamond armor riding a chicken!!”

<KawaiiTheIdioticSimpGod> i hate you

“ why?”

<KawaiiTheIdioticSimpGod> have the because

“ Votes on banning everyone besides us?”
“I”
“I”
“I”
“I”

<KawaiiTheIdioticSimpGod> votes to ban everyone except US.
<IcymallowTheIcyMarshmallowCat> me
<ThatOneFeminineCatboyDragonNamedDrago> me
<cherrylmao> me
<nebulaxd> me
-everyone else says me except them bc im lazy-
<KawaiiTheIdioticSimpGod> so, it's a 10 out of 4... we know who won. you guys, get out. *hacks the system and bans everyone but The Wafflestar Squad, a.k.a my OC's, a.k.a the people in this RP besides your OC's*

* since all the owners left the server shut down*

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EteledDeletesYou has joined the game
AustinCorrupted has joined the game
ronlol has joined the game

<KawaiiTheIdioticSimpGod> hi guys
<nebulaxd> WHERE DID MY DIAMONDS GO
<WatermelonTheCorruptedElectricCat> i stole them >:D
<nebulaxd> >:c how dare you
<IcymallowTheIcyMarshmallowCat> does anyone know where Clover is?
<LaurenTheWeirdTwoColorSkinned> last time i saw her, she was trying to figure out a new username fur herself because she was getting bored of her old username that didn't even make sense because it isn't true
<cherrylmao> well that explains why the f**k i saw Clover holding her tablet having a stroke in my washing machine
<ThatOneFeminineCatboyDragonNamedDrago> why the f**k was she in your washing machine
<cherrylmao> i think i saw Kawaii in a hotdog costume throwing Clover into my window
<StarTheSourSinlight> who else knew that my username is my youtube channel's name
<StarTheSourSinlight> also wtf Kawaii
<KawaiiTheIdioticSimpGod> that isn't my problem, i just escaped out of a mental facility at that time

<EteledDeletesYou> I STOLE YO DIAMONDS BITCH
<AustinCorrupted> well I stole your Netherite
<ronlol> sussy

<KawaiiTheIdioticSimpGod> no one in this server even has netherite
<nebulaxd> lol no
<cherrylmao> who wants to hear a secret about Kawaii
<KawaiiTheIdioticSimpGod> ;w;

<AustinCorrupted> I do cuz I stole eteleds netherite
AustinCorrupted was slain by EteledDeletesYou with [your mom]

<WatermelonTheCorruptedElectricCat> you kill Austin, i destroy you. Kawaii, get the ban stick.
<KawaiiTheIdioticSimpGod> no, i simp fur Eteled i will not hurt him
<WatermelonTheCorruptedElectricCat> f**k, i can't revenge. welp, time to yeet matters into my own paws. *proceeds to stick her outlet tail that holds so much electricity it can literally destroy the electric chair into Eteled's forehead, and badly shocks Eteled*
EteledDeletesYou was brutally slain by WatermelonTheCorruptedElectricCat with [outlet tail so strong it can destroy the electric chair]

<ronlol> ...hahaha...HAHAHAHHA *flies* YOU FOOL, I HAVE CREATIVE MODE

<KawaiiTheIdioticSimpGod> here we go again... im fine with that, i don't get along with Watermelon anyway

<ronlol> I save eteleds shit
WatermelonTheCorruptedElectricCat was slain by ronlol using [wa[

<ronlol> before u ban me, this is for eteled
WatermelonTheCorruptedElectricCat was slain by ronlol using [sussy baka stick]

<HunterTheSpicyBoi> why am I playing this game
<LeviDaCoolBoi> because we have free time

(In this timeline, Bob is a very popular Minecraft Youtuber and everyone loves him)

Bob: hello everyone its me Bob today we're playing a server my friend gave me the link to

(ok cool)
-skip ahead to bob getting into the server, because idk, i have no idea what to type-

*mining*

Aliya: *singsong voice* Startin' the streaam. So what are we doin' in minecraft today, pogchamps?

some random person who payed 9000 dollars: JOIN MY FRIEND'S SERVER

Aliya: OOOOOH... don't mind if I do!

mkeyyy

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<echolmfao> SO WE BACK IN THE MINE GOT OUR PICKAXE SWINGING FROM SIDE TO SIDE
<blocko> SIDE SIDE TO SIDE-

<KawaiiTheIdioticSimpGod> stop

<echolmfao> wait how did you get in here
<blocko> this server private bruh

<KawaiiTheIdioticSimpGod> have the because

<echolmfao> stroke
<blocko> AAAA THE STRONGHOLD IS HERE

<KawaiiTheIdioticSimpGod> lol no, that stronghold is useless, i already the beat the ender dragon have the because
<StarTheSourSinlight> who else knew that my username is my youtube channel's name
<TeaTheShyCatBunny> i dont care
<StarTheSourSinlight> ok *sad noises*
<WatermelonTheCorruptedElectricCat> can someone kill Clover? she stole my cheetos and my PS5
<KawaiiTheIdioticSimpGod> shut up, that's normal in this stupid house we all have to share
<CloverTheSlightlyDepressed> i stole your PS5 because mom said it's my turn on it
<WatermelonTheCorruptedElectricCat> and what about the cheetos?
<CloverTheSlightlyDepressed> Kawaii stole them. i was just chilling with her
<WatermelonTheCorruptedElectricCat> oh
<LaurenTheWeirdTwoColorSkinned> *clock ticking noises*
<TeaTheShyCatBunny> why are you making clock ticking noises
<LaurenTheWeirdTwoColorSkinned> im listening to termination from fnf
<nebulaxd> no you aren't, you're on the f**king couch
<LaurenTheWeirdTwoColorSkinned> actually, you're wrong. i left the couch earlier to go eat a biscuit, then chill in the washing machine
<nebulaxd> oh
<ThatOneFeminineCatboyDragonNamedDrago> guys i found diamonds
<KawaiiTheIdioticSimpGod> nobody asked, nobody cares
<ThatOneFeminineCatboyDragonNamedDrago> oh ok ;-;
<IcymallowTheIcyMarshmallowCat> does anyone know where my army of cats went?
<KawaiiTheIdioticSimpGod> you gave them to me, since you moved into my house, remember?
<IcymallowTheIcyMarshmallowCat> oh right
<cherrylmao> WHO STOLE MY IRON HELMET
everyone bc im too lazy: not me
<cherrylmao> ok >:(

<echolmfao> WHY THE F**K ARE THERE SO MANY PPL OMG
<blocko> BRO-

<KawaiiTheIdioticSimpGod> they're just my friends, stfu

<echolmfao> what da faq u mean this is a private server oml