Axolotl has visited you

I wish the axolotl happiness as well

*axolotl happy*

Thank you axolotl

awwwwe

only another reason why this is my all time favorite animal

*happy axolotl noises*

AxOlOtL

little does he know, I will never obtain any form of happiness longer than 7 minutes.

Eternal happiness... Like that's ever gonna happen...

i never thought i would get so many views or upvotes for this-
oh also this is not my image, maybe i should've mentioned that-

i found it on the internet

Every little kid: OmGoOdNeSs ItS a ReAl LiFe AxOloTl!!!!!

And then there's this: https://i.imgflip.com/5odpi3.jpg

someone hand me a shotgun

lol

:(

):

WHY

IKR????

this looks normal to me for some reason
even tho im kinda sad that it's being eaten

yeah... it's rlly sad